Search our Smutty Gifts range for that perfect gift that will wow your friends and make your mother blush!

  • Queen Of Fucking Everything Paper Cups

    Queen Of Fucking Everything Paper Cups. A pack of 8 x 250ml paper cups.…

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    Queen Of Fucking Everything Paper Cups

    Price: £1.99 £3.99

  • So Bloody Blonde Fleece Blanket

    I'm So Bloody Blonde Sometimes Fleece Blanket An ultra soft fleece blanket made from 100% Polyester. Featur…

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    So Bloody Blonde Fleece Blanket

    Price: £9.99 £14.99

  • Go Fuck Yourself Blank Notepad

    Click your heels together and go fuck yourself. A blank note pad, approx 4" / 10cm square. Contains more pages th…

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    Go Fuck Yourself Blank Notepad

    Price: £1.99 £3.99

  • Chi Chi LaRues Rascal Wear Leather Wrist Cuffs

    Chi Chi LaRues Rascal Wear Leather Wrist Cuffs. Another great product from Chi Chi la Rue’s colleXXXion! Enjoy t…

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    Chi Chi LaRues Rascal Wear Leather Wrist Cuffs

    Price: £9.99 £24.99

  • Sexy Girl Toilet Brush

    Sexy Girl Toilet Brush. Did the designer of this novelty toilet brush really think that this was the way to get men to …

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    Sexy Girl Toilet Brush

    Price: £7.99

  • Succulent Hard Willies ~ Saucy Sweets

    Succulent Hard Willies ~ Saucy Sweets Traditional boiled sweets in the shape of willies. Ideal for a hen night&nb…

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    Succulent Hard Willies ~ Saucy Sweets

    Price: £3.99

  • Honk If You Are Horny Horn

    Honk If You Are Horny Horn An metal horn printed with the slogan 'Honk if you're Horny' Ideal for mak…

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    Honk If You Are Horny Horn

    Price: £3.49

  • Adult Novelty Apron ~ Queen Of Fucking Everything

    Adult Novelty Apron ~ Queen Of Fucking Everything In 1950's retro style this apron is the perfect gift for the girl…

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    Adult Novelty Apron ~ Queen Of Fucking Everything

    Price: £11.99

  • Strip Mug For Her ~ Male Striptease Mug

    Strip Mug For Her Make drinking tea or coffee more interesting with these striptease mugs. Just add a hot drink and wa…

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    Strip Mug For Her ~ Male Striptease Mug

    Price: £4.99 £5.99

  • Duck Off! ~ Rude Rubber Duck

    Duck Off! ~ Rude Rubber Duck. No bathroom should be without a rubber duckie and who says that they have to be nice? 3 …

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    Duck Off! ~ Rude Rubber Duck

    Price: £3.99

  • Syringe Shaped Shot Shooter

    One 30cl plastic syringe shaped shot shooter. Ideal for a shots drinking game on any hen or stag night. 14cm when clos…

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    Syringe Shaped Shot Shooter

    Price: £0.99

  • Sexy Girl Bottle Opener

    Sexy Girl Bottle Opener A surprisingly heavy white metal bottle opener in the form of a sexy bikini clad babe. The bac…

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    Sexy Girl Bottle Opener

    Price: £4.49

Welcome to Smutty Gifts - Adult Novelty Gifts, Rude Gifts & Saucy Novelty Gifts

Here at smuttygifts.com we aim to bring you the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts. Some of the things are saucy, some are rude, others are tasteless. They all have one thing in common and that is, of course, they are all smutty! Hopefully there are very few of you that find anything here erotic, but if you do it might be a good time to increase the medication.

Hen nights are particularly well catered for with everything from Peppermint Willies to Willy Hoopla.

Office parties,Stag nights, Valentines Day gifts and 40th birthday presents are another of our specialities. Heaven help your workmates after you've shopped at Smutty Gifts for their Secret Santa gifts!

Brilliant minds around the world are constantly plumbing the depths of their imagination to invent new smutty gifts, and we bring them to you. We add new lines to our stock frequently, so remember to call back often.

We use SagePay to process our credit and debit card purchases. They have achieved the highest level of compliance under the Payment Card Industry Data Security Standard (PCI) and adhere to the most stringent levels of fraud screening, ensuring that your details remain secure throughout the transaction process.  Paypal payments are also welcome. 

We offer free postage on all UK orders over £30 and a paltry £3 charge for orders below this.

Looking for rude birthday cards, offensive greetings cards, crude Christmas or saucy Valentines cards?

Visit our other website!   www.smuttycards.com

 

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