Search our Smutty Gifts range for that perfect gift that will wow your friends and make your mother blush!
Cheese Grater Toilet Roll ~ Grater Paper
Cheese Grater Toilet Roll ~ Grater Paper. It's a real mans toilet roll! The perfect gift for a hard arsed man. It…
Sexy Nurse Apron
Sexy Nurse Apron. Live out your fantasies and get your pulse racing. This might hurt and you'll feel a little pric…
Price: £9.99 £12.99
Sticky Situations Tissues - Pocket Sized Pack
Sticky Situations Tissues - Pocket Size Now available in a pocket sized pack , there's no longer any need to l…
'Government Issue' Little Willy Condoms
'Government Issue' Little Willy Condoms. For when you've come to the shocking conclusion that you're no…
Chocolate - 50 Shades Door Hanger
Dip me in chocolate and throw me to Mr Grey 50 Shades of Grey Doorhanger / Door Hanger Fifty Sha…
Voodoo Doll ~ Boss ~ Secret Santa
Voodoo Doll - Boss. Do you work for a right old bastard? Don't get mad - get even and thrust the effigy of yo…
Willy Hoopla ~ Hen Party Game
Willy Hoopla ~ Dick Quoits For tossing practice and raucous hen night parties. Complete with a willy just in case ther…
Bedtime Farts Eradication Mints
Bedtime Farts Eradication Mints Enjoy a Fart-Free night of sleep - and keep your partner's breath fresh too! Offer …
Military Issue Blow Job Kit
Military Issue Blow Job Kit This military issue Blowjob Kit will ensure that your uniform remains clean whilst you'…
Bikini Babe Lollipop
Bikini Babe Lollipop A slightly tamer version of our rude lollies. This is for the one on the right of the picture&nbs…
Booby Balloons. Huuuuge booby balloons for your stag night. There are 6 balloons in a pack. Given the size of the…
Price: £2.99 £3.99
Eye Mask - The Bitch Is Sleeping
Eye Mask - "The bitch is sleeping". And let sleeping dogs lie... whilst wearing a pink fur eye mask embroider…
Here at smuttygifts.com we aim to bring you the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts. Some of the things are saucy, some are rude, others are tasteless. They all have one thing in common and that is, of course, they are all smutty! Hopefully there are very few of you that find anything here erotic, but if you do it might be a good time to increase the medication.
Hen nights are particularly well catered for with everything from Peppermint Willies to Willy Hoopla.
Office parties,Stag nights, Valentines Day gifts and 40th birthday presents are another of our specialities. Heaven help your workmates after you've shopped at Smutty Gifts for their Secret Santa gifts!
Brilliant minds around the world are constantly plumbing the depths of their imagination to invent new smutty gifts, and we bring them to you. We add new lines to our stock frequently, so remember to call back often.
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We offer free postage on all UK orders over £30 and a paltry £3 charge for orders below this.
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Visit our other website! www.smuttycards.com
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