the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts
Search our Smutty Gifts range for that perfect gift that will wow your friends and make your mother blush!
Saucy Projection Keyring
This nifty little key ring projects a saucy image on walls and ceilings. Adult novelty fun for a lads night out,stag ni…
Price: £1.65 £1.99
Jelly Boobs
Jelly Boobs. Lovely chewy fruity boobies...Oh, nursie... Great for a Stag night, secret Santa presents or a…
Price: £2.99
Boobie Cigarette Snuffer
Boob Cigarette Snuffer The smut trade will use any excuse to make boob shaped products! So here we have a ti…
Price: £0.99 £1.49
Little Fizzy Bath Time Willies
Little Fizzy Bath Time Willies A pack Of 7 little fizzing willy bath bombs, which the packaging claims will last all we…
Price: £4.99
Moaner Lisa - Orgasmic Bottle Opener
Moaner Lisa - Orgasmic Bottle Opener. Simply touch the metal bottle opener (Use your imagination to locate it) with the…
Price: £4.99
Dirty Teatowel
A screen printed cotton teatowel bearing the words "I wish you were as dirty as this" Men. It takes a brave…
Price: £2.99 £3.99
Sexy Squirting Banana.
Sexy Squirting Banana. Girls, get wet instantly with this 'sexy' squirting banana. It's one of your f…
Price: £3.75
Milk Chocolate Willy
Milk Chocolate Willie. A solid chunk of chocolate in the shape of a willy. It's quite a mouthful! Fun for a hen n…
Price: £4.99
Grow Your Own Boobs
Grow Your Own Boobs Attention: Ladies with flatties need wish no more. Voluptuous breasts are just 3 days away! …
Price: £1.99
Sexy Girl Apron
Sexy Girl Apron. If white lace is your thing then this apron is for you. Adult Sized Apron. Length 72cm (n…
Price: £12.99
Caution ~ May Contain Nuts Apron
Caution ~ May Contain Nuts Apron Perfect for the man about the kitchen or the King of the Barbecue this screen printed …
Price: £10.99 £12.99
Adult Novelty Apron ~ Queen Of Fucking Everything
Adult Novelty Apron ~ Queen Of Fucking Everything In 1950's retro style this apron is the perfect gift for the girl…
Price: £11.99
Welcome to Smutty Gifts - Adult Novelty Gifts, Rude Gifts & Saucy Novelty Gifts
Here at smuttygifts.com we aim to bring you the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts. Some of the things are saucy, some are rude, others are tasteless. They all have one thing in common and that is, of course, they are all smutty! Hopefully there are very few of you that find anything here erotic, but if you do it might be a good time to increase the medication.
Hen nights are particularly well catered for with everything from Peppermint Willies to Willy Hoopla.
Office parties,Stag nights, Valentines Day gifts and 40th birthday presents are another of our specialities. Heaven help your workmates after you've shopped at Smutty Gifts for their Secret Santa gifts!
Brilliant minds around the world are constantly plumbing the depths of their imagination to invent new smutty gifts, and we bring them to you. We add new lines to our stock frequently, so remember to call back often.
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Smutty Gifts stock a huge range of silly and saucy adult novelty gifts for all occasions. We've got Secret Santa covered with a huge choice of perfect rude Christmas presents. Willy shaped things aplenty for Hen Night Parties including Willy Balloons. Inflatable Sheep and After Curry Wipes for Stag Night Parties. Saucy aprons, including the infamous Sheepshagger Apron. Indulge your toilet humour with Farting Gifts. Smoking and Drinking Gifts. Naughty Nibbles and Rude Food, Chocolate Willies and Nipples, Chocolate Body Paint and After Sex Mints. Have fun in the bedroom with PVC Whips, Eye masks and fun dressing up costumes. Wild and Wet frolics in the bathroom with Sperm Shower Gel, Willy Shaped Gel Dispensers and Willy Soap on a Rope. Rude Mugs, Offensive Fridge Magnets, Naughty Novelty Metal Signs and Novelty Vibrators. Sexy Bedroom Games, Saucy Books, Raunchy Gift wrap. Blow Job Vouchers, Sex Cheques, Sex Coupons, Sexual Fantasy Vouchers.