Search our Smutty Gifts range for that perfect gift that will wow your friends and make your mother blush!

 

  • Projection Keyring ~ Hunks

    This nifty little key ring projects a saucy image on walls and ceilings. Adult novelty fun for a girls night out, hen&n…

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    Projection Keyring ~ Hunks

    Price: £1.99

  • You've Pulled ~ LED Projection Keyring

    An LED projector keyring for the ultra confident! No messing around, get straight to the point! Finally no more cheese…

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    You've Pulled ~ LED Projection Keyring

    Price: £2.99

  • Succulent Fruity Boobs ~ Saucy Sweets

    Succulent Fruity Boobs ~ Saucy Sweets. Traditional boiled sweets in the shape of a pair of boobs. Ideal for a stag nig…

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    Succulent Fruity Boobs ~ Saucy Sweets

    Price: £3.99

  • Man Training Kit

    Man Training Kit Everything you need to train your man! Teach him to obey commands when you blow the homing whistle. …

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    Man Training Kit

    Price: £3.99 £4.99

  • Extra Large Willy Straw

    Extra Large Willy Straw Whoever said size doesn't matter? This willy straw is a whopper! It'll certainly stan…

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    Extra Large Willy Straw

    Price: £1.75

  • Masturbation Kit - Military Issue

    The Masturbation Kit is an ideal gift for the DIY enthusiast - or complete and utter wanker. Packaged in a manilla enve…

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    Masturbation Kit - Military Issue

    Price: £2.99

  • Sex, Drugs & Rock n Roll Apron

    Sex, Drugs & Rock n Roll Apron. Naked women, loud music, Cannabis use..... on an apron. Smutty Gifts does not cond…

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    Sex, Drugs & Rock n Roll Apron

    Price: £12.99

  • Happy Hookers ~ Novelty Key Hooks

    Happy Hookers. His and hers key hooks with self-adhesive backing. Men are slightly disadvantaged by only having one ho…

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    Happy Hookers ~ Novelty Key Hooks

    Price: £2.99

  • Fucked Off Flat Sharer Memo Pad

    A Message From A Fucked Off Flat Sharer Notepad / Note pad. A memo pad printed with the above message and also a select…

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    Fucked Off Flat Sharer Memo Pad

    Price: £1.99

  • Knitted Willy Warmer

    Knitted Willy Warmer. If your Mum, Auntie or Gran were to knit you a willy warmer it would be just like this! Delightf…

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    Knitted Willy Warmer

    Price: £2.99

  • Grumpy Old Git Cone ~ Novelty Traffic Cone

    Caution Cone ~ Grumpy Old Git. Ideal for the grumpy old git in your life. Orange plastic traffic cone printed with the…

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    Grumpy Old Git Cone ~ Novelty Traffic Cone

    Price: £3.99

  • Happy Bloody Birthday Paper Napkins

    Happy Bloody Birthday Paper Napkins. A pack of 20 x 3ply paper napkins. 33cm x 33cm…

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    Happy Bloody Birthday Paper Napkins

    Price: £3.99

Welcome to Smutty Gifts - Adult Novelty Gifts, Rude Gifts & Saucy Novelty Gifts

Here at smuttygifts.com we aim to bring you the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts. Some of the things are saucy, some are rude, others are tasteless. They all have one thing in common and that is, of course, they are all smutty! Hopefully there are very few of you that find anything here erotic, but if you do it might be a good time to increase the medication.

Hen nights are particularly well catered for with everything from Peppermint Willies to Willy Hoopla.

Office parties,Stag nights, Valentines Day gifts and 40th birthday presents are another of our specialities. Heaven help your workmates after you've shopped at Smutty Gifts for their Secret Santa gifts!

Brilliant minds around the world are constantly plumbing the depths of their imagination to invent new smutty gifts, and we bring them to you. We add new lines to our stock frequently, so remember to call back often.

We use SagePay to process our credit and debit card purchases. They have achieved the highest level of compliance under the Payment Card Industry Data Security Standard (PCI) and adhere to the most stringent levels of fraud screening, ensuring that your details remain secure throughout the transaction process.  Paypal payments are also welcome. 

We offer free postage on all UK orders over £30 and a paltry £3 charge for orders below this.

Looking for rude birthday cards, offensive greetings cards, crude Christmas or saucy Valentines cards?

Visit our other website!   www.smuttycards.com