Search our Smutty Gifts range for that perfect gift that will wow your friends and make your mother blush!
Chocolate and Strawberry Lovers Body Pen Set
Chocolate And Strawberry Body Pen The Chocolate and Strawberry "Lovers" Body Pen Set is an erotic and sensu…
Chocolate Chilli Willie Roulette
Chocolate Chilli Willie Roulette The game that could blow your head off! Contains 10 chocolate willies, 3 of which are…
Price: £5.99 £6.99
Cheese Grater Toilet Roll ~ Grater Paper
Cheese Grater Toilet Roll ~ Grater Paper. It's a real mans toilet roll! The perfect gift for a hard arsed man. It…
Happy Birthday Bitch Paper Cups
Happy Birthday Bitch Paper Cups. A pack of 8 x 250ml paper cups.…
Price: £1.99 £3.99
Thanks For Parking So Close ~ Notepad / Note Pad.
Thanks For Parking So Close...........next time leave a fucking can-opener so I can get my car out. Arseholes like you …
Jelly Boobs. Lovely chewy fruity boobies...Oh, nursie... Great for a Stag night, secret Santa presents or a…
Wind Up Willy
Wind Up Willy There's a couple of inches of jiggy pleasure to be had with this clockwork cock. Fun for a hen night…
Happy Man ~ Willy Bottlestopper
The Happy Man ~ Willy Bottlestopper is a very cheeky adult novelty gift that will make the perfect Secret Santa present …
Willy Glasses ~ Pecker Specs
Willy Glasses ~ Pecker Specs Now who's a dickhead? The simplest fancy dress costume ever - just put these on and g…
Kama Sutra Hot Pack
Kama Sutra Hot Pack. The Heart Shaped Hand Warmer is decorated with a cartoon scene of a couple going at i…
Price: £1.49 £2.49
DIY Prostate Exam Kit
DIY Prostate Exam Kit The do it yourself prostate examination kit comprises a plastic finger, a small hand mirror and a…
Happy Bloody Birthday Paper Cups
Happy Bloody Birthday Paper Cups. A pack of 8 x 250ml paper cups.…
Price: £1.99 £3.99
Here at smuttygifts.com we aim to bring you the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts. Some of the things are saucy, some are rude, others are tasteless. They all have one thing in common and that is, of course, they are all smutty! Hopefully there are very few of you that find anything here erotic, but if you do it might be a good time to increase the medication.
Hen nights are particularly well catered for with everything from Peppermint Willies to Willy Hoopla.
Office parties,Stag nights, Valentines Day gifts and 40th birthday presents are another of our specialities. Heaven help your workmates after you've shopped at Smutty Gifts for their Secret Santa gifts!
Brilliant minds around the world are constantly plumbing the depths of their imagination to invent new smutty gifts, and we bring them to you. We add new lines to our stock frequently, so remember to call back often.
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