Search our Smutty Gifts range for that perfect gift that will wow your friends and make your mother blush!
Dick Cloth ~ Smeggies
Dick Cloth - a 41cm square 100% cotton handkerchief printed in one corner with the slogan. Ideal as an adult…
Pleasure Masks - 2 Pack
Pleasure Masks - 2 Pack Two cotton eyemasks that could provide some extra bedroom excitement for a couple. Tease one a…
Noisy Animal Loincloth ~ Bull
Noisy Animal Loincloth - Bull These noisy animal loincloths might just bring out the animal in you or your partner in t…
Price: £3.99 £4.99
Sexy Squirting Banana.
Sexy Squirting Banana. Girls, get wet instantly with this 'sexy' squirting banana. It's one of your f…
Pussy Air Freshener - Amy
Pussy Air Freshener. Amy's a pale skinned English rose and her delightful pussy air freshener will scent your …
Price: £1.99 £3.49
Ginger Minge Pubes Keyring / Key Ring
Flamecrotch's Genuine Ginger Minge Pubes Keyring / Key Ring An adult novelty gift that will make the perfect, disgu…
Golden Blow Job Award
Golden Blow Job Award. Present the "Oral Oscar" to the girl that gives great head. It's the gilt ovation…
Plastic Test Tube Shooters ~ Set of 6
Plastic Test Tube Shooters ~ Set of 6 ~ Stag or Hen Night Shots Six different coloured Test Tube Shot Glasses. …
Laughing Willy Bag
Laughing Willy Bag The laughing willy bag makes the sound you'd expect from the timeless classi…
Price: £2.49 £3.49
Silk Tie - Fifty Shades Mug
Can you defy the silk tie... mug. 50 Shades of Grey Fifty Shades Of Grey is a 2011 erotic&nbs…
Notepad ~ This Bastard Called
This Bastard Called Notepad. A novelty gift for the politically incorrect secretary. The bastard in question was …
Tossocks ~ Masturbation Sock
Tossock's Masturbation Sock / Toss Sock This Masturbation Sock will make an excellent novelty gift for a friend or …
Here at smuttygifts.com we aim to bring you the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts. Some of the things are saucy, some are rude, others are tasteless. They all have one thing in common and that is, of course, they are all smutty! Hopefully there are very few of you that find anything here erotic, but if you do it might be a good time to increase the medication.
Hen nights are particularly well catered for with everything from Peppermint Willies to Willy Hoopla.
Office parties,Stag nights, Valentines Day gifts and 40th birthday presents are another of our specialities. Heaven help your workmates after you've shopped at Smutty Gifts for their Secret Santa gifts!
Brilliant minds around the world are constantly plumbing the depths of their imagination to invent new smutty gifts, and we bring them to you. We add new lines to our stock frequently, so remember to call back often.
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