Search our Smutty Gifts range for that perfect gift that will wow your friends and make your mother blush!

  • Cheese Grater Toilet Roll ~ Grater Paper

    Cheese Grater Toilet Roll ~ Grater Paper. It's a real mans toilet roll! The perfect gift for a hard arsed man. It…

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    Cheese Grater Toilet Roll ~ Grater Paper

    Price: £3.99

  • Sexy Nurse Apron

    Sexy Nurse Apron. Live out your fantasies and get your pulse racing. This might hurt and you'll feel a little pric…

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    Sexy Nurse Apron

    Price: £9.99 £12.99

  • Sticky Situations Tissues - Pocket Sized Pack

    Sticky Situations Tissues - Pocket Size Now available in a pocket sized pack , there's no longer any need to l…

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    Sticky Situations Tissues - Pocket Sized Pack

    Price: £1.99

  • 'Government Issue' Little Willy Condoms

    'Government Issue' Little Willy Condoms. For when you've come to the shocking conclusion that you're no…

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    'Government Issue' Little Willy Condoms

    Price: £1.99

  • Chocolate - 50 Shades Door Hanger

    Dip me in chocolate and throw me to Mr Grey  50 Shades of Grey Doorhanger / Door Hanger     Fifty Sha…

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    Chocolate - 50 Shades Door Hanger

    Price: £1.99

  • Voodoo Doll ~ Boss ~ Secret Santa

    Voodoo Doll - Boss. Do you work for a right old bastard?  Don't get mad - get even and thrust the effigy of yo…

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    Voodoo Doll ~ Boss ~ Secret Santa

    Price: £4.99

  • Willy Hoopla ~ Hen Party Game

    Willy Hoopla ~ Dick Quoits For tossing practice and raucous hen night parties. Complete with a willy just in case ther…

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    Willy Hoopla ~ Hen Party Game

    Price: £3.99

  • Bedtime Farts Eradication Mints

    Bedtime Farts Eradication Mints Enjoy a Fart-Free night of sleep - and keep your partner's breath fresh too! Offer …

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    Bedtime Farts Eradication Mints

    Price: £1.99

  • Military Issue Blow Job Kit

    Military Issue Blow Job Kit This military issue Blowjob Kit will ensure that your uniform remains clean whilst you'…

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    Military Issue Blow Job Kit

    Price: £3.99

  • Bikini Babe Lollipop

    Bikini Babe Lollipop A slightly tamer version of our rude lollies. This is for the one on the right of the picture&nbs…

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    Bikini Babe Lollipop

    Price: £1.99

  • Booby Balloons

    Booby Balloons. Huuuuge booby balloons for your stag night. There are 6 balloons in a pack. Given the size of the…

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    Booby Balloons

    Price: £2.99 £3.99

  • Eye Mask - The Bitch Is Sleeping

    Eye Mask - "The bitch is sleeping". And let sleeping dogs lie... whilst wearing a pink fur eye mask embroider…

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    Eye Mask - The Bitch Is Sleeping

    Price: £3.99

Welcome to Smutty Gifts - Adult Novelty Gifts, Rude Gifts & Saucy Novelty Gifts

Here at we aim to bring you the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts. Some of the things are saucy, some are rude, others are tasteless. They all have one thing in common and that is, of course, they are all smutty! Hopefully there are very few of you that find anything here erotic, but if you do it might be a good time to increase the medication.

Hen nights are particularly well catered for with everything from Peppermint Willies to Willy Hoopla.

Office parties,Stag nights, Valentines Day gifts and 40th birthday presents are another of our specialities. Heaven help your workmates after you've shopped at Smutty Gifts for their Secret Santa gifts!

Brilliant minds around the world are constantly plumbing the depths of their imagination to invent new smutty gifts, and we bring them to you. We add new lines to our stock frequently, so remember to call back often.

We use SagePay to process our credit and debit card purchases. They have achieved the highest level of compliance under the Payment Card Industry Data Security Standard (PCI) and adhere to the most stringent levels of fraud screening, ensuring that your details remain secure throughout the transaction process.  Paypal payments are also welcome. 

We offer free postage on all UK orders over £30 and a paltry £3 charge for orders below this.

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