Bum Note Pad / Notepad

Bum Note Pad / Notepad. You'll soon get to the bottom of your chores with this jotter pad. 7 1/2"  …

Sherlock Holmes Apron

Sherlock Holmes Apron. Conan Doyle would be spinning in his grave if he knew that his creation had become the theme for…

Bed Snake Bat

Bed Snake Bat. An effective birth control device*. After years of relentless research it has been discovered that preg…

Office Babe Scorecards

Office Babe Scorecards. It's sexist, it's chauvinistic, it's hilarious, it's politically incorrect. Ra…

Il Nano Morgante Apron

Il Nano Morgante Apron. For the first time Smutty Gifts brings you a spoonful of culture. Here's an apron with a f…

Orgasmoboob Keychain

The Orgasmoboob Keychain makes a perfect secret Santa gift for the breast obsessed man in the office. The pink plastic …

Hobbit Holly ~ Inflatable Doll

Hobbit Holly ~ Inflatable Doll Are you pushed for space and can't get laid? The miniature inflatable love doll Hob…

So Bloody Blonde Paper Cups

So Bloody Blonde Paper Cups. A pack of 8 x 250ml paper cups.…

Coaster ~ First Impressions Count

Coaster ~ First Impressions Count A cork backed coaster printed with the slogan "First impressions count - So don&…

Caution ~ May Contain Nuts Apron

Caution ~ May Contain Nuts Apron Perfect for the man about the kitchen or the King of the Barbecue this screen printed …

Adult Novelty Apron ~ Oh God, I'm So Bloody Blonde Sometimes!

Adult Novelty Apron ~ Oh God, I'm So Bloody Blonde Sometimes! In 1960's pop art style this apron is t…

In Case Of Emergency Vibrator

Emergency mini vibrator. For those moments of sexual desperation just tear off the strip...... A "chrome" fi…