Search our Smutty Gifts range for that perfect gift that will wow your friends and make your mother blush!

  • Bum Note Pad / Notepad

    Bum Note Pad / Notepad. You'll soon get to the bottom of your chores with this jotter pad. 7 1/2"  …

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    Bum Note Pad / Notepad

    Price: £2.49 £3.99

  • Sherlock Holmes Apron

    Sherlock Holmes Apron. Conan Doyle would be spinning in his grave if he knew that his creation had become the theme for…

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    Sherlock Holmes Apron

    Price: £12.99

  • Bed Snake Bat

    Bed Snake Bat. An effective birth control device*. After years of relentless research it has been discovered that preg…

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    Bed Snake Bat

    Price: £2.99

  • Office Babe Scorecards

    Office Babe Scorecards. It's sexist, it's chauvinistic, it's hilarious, it's politically incorrect. Ra…

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    Office Babe Scorecards

    Price: £5.99

  • Il Nano Morgante Apron

    Il Nano Morgante Apron. For the first time Smutty Gifts brings you a spoonful of culture. Here's an apron with a f…

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    Il Nano Morgante Apron

    Price: £13.99

  • Orgasmoboob Keychain

    The Orgasmoboob Keychain makes a perfect secret Santa gift for the breast obsessed man in the office. The pink plastic …

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    Orgasmoboob Keychain

    Price: £3.99

  • Hobbit Holly ~ Inflatable Doll

    Hobbit Holly ~ Inflatable Doll Are you pushed for space and can't get laid? The miniature inflatable love doll Hob…

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    Hobbit Holly ~ Inflatable Doll

    Price: £5.99

  • So Bloody Blonde Paper Cups

    So Bloody Blonde Paper Cups. A pack of 8 x 250ml paper cups.…

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    So Bloody Blonde Paper Cups

    Price: £3.99

  • Coaster ~ First Impressions Count

    Coaster ~ First Impressions Count A cork backed coaster printed with the slogan "First impressions count - So don&…

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    Coaster ~ First Impressions Count

    Price: £1.99

  • Caution ~ May Contain Nuts Apron

    Caution ~ May Contain Nuts Apron Perfect for the man about the kitchen or the King of the Barbecue this screen printed …

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    Caution ~ May Contain Nuts Apron

    Price: £10.99 £12.99

  • Adult Novelty Apron ~ Oh God, I'm So Bloody Blonde Sometimes!

    Adult Novelty Apron ~ Oh God, I'm So Bloody Blonde Sometimes! In 1960's pop art style this apron is t…

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    Adult Novelty Apron ~ Oh God, I'm So Bloody Blonde Sometimes!

    Price: £12.99

  • In Case Of Emergency Vibrator

    Emergency mini vibrator. For those moments of sexual desperation just tear off the strip...... A "chrome" fi…

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    In Case Of Emergency Vibrator

    Price: £4.99

Welcome to Smutty Gifts - Adult Novelty Gifts, Rude Gifts & Saucy Novelty Gifts

Here at smuttygifts.com we aim to bring you the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts. Some of the things are saucy, some are rude, others are tasteless. They all have one thing in common and that is, of course, they are all smutty! Hopefully there are very few of you that find anything here erotic, but if you do it might be a good time to increase the medication.

Hen nights are particularly well catered for with everything from Peppermint Willies to Willy Hoopla.

Office parties,Stag nights, Valentines Day gifts and 40th birthday presents are another of our specialities. Heaven help your workmates after you've shopped at Smutty Gifts for their Secret Santa gifts!

Brilliant minds around the world are constantly plumbing the depths of their imagination to invent new smutty gifts, and we bring them to you. We add new lines to our stock frequently, so remember to call back often.

We use SagePay to process our credit and debit card purchases. They have achieved the highest level of compliance under the Payment Card Industry Data Security Standard (PCI) and adhere to the most stringent levels of fraud screening, ensuring that your details remain secure throughout the transaction process.  Paypal payments are also welcome. 

We offer free postage on all UK orders over £20 and a paltry £2 charge for orders below this.

Looking for rude birthday cards, offensive greetings cards, crude Christmas or saucy Valentines cards?

Visit our other website!   www.smuttycards.com