Search our Smutty Gifts range for that perfect gift that will wow your friends and make your mother blush!
Harry The Dirty Hamster
Harry the Swearing Hamster Don't be fooled by this cute looking little Hamster, this isn't your average…
Fucked Off Flat Sharer Memo Pad
A Message From A Fucked Off Flat Sharer Notepad / Note pad. A memo pad printed with the above message and also a select…
Quickie Knickers ~ Crotchless Knickers
Quickie Knickers ~ Crotchless Knickers. Make your life so much easier with these crotchless Quickie Knickers. Sewn int…
Price: £1.49 £2.99
Romantic Rose Petals
Romantic Rose Petals - Perfect for St.Valentine's day. Set the scene by sprinkling the silky rose petals around the…
Fifty Shades Of Grey Merkin
Fifty Shades Of Grey Merkin This very bushy novelty grey pubic wig has absolutely nothing to do with the books! Sadly …
Grow A Pornstar
Grow Your Own Pornstar. Just get her wet, to get her started! She'll swell by up to 600% in s…
Asshole - Drinking Game
Asshole - Drinking Game. Asshole is one of the most popular drinking games in the world. Included in this deck are rul…
Price: £2.99 £3.75
Stress Willy Willy shaped stress reliever! Don’t stress, squeeze! This realistic (kind of) rubbery willy is grea…
Solar Powered Weed
Solar Powered Weed ~ Nodding / Waving Cannabis Plant. Amuse or dismay your friends with this solar powered nodding / wa…
Price: £3.99 £5.99
Booby Balloons. Huuuuge booby balloons for your stag night. There are 6 balloons in a pack. Given the size of the…
Price: £2.99 £3.99
Valentine's Sex Coupons
These Valentine's Sex Coupons are presented as a "cheque book" style collection o…
Hen Night Willy Whistle.
Hen Night Willy Whistle. Willy whistle - 2 1/4" / 7cm long - but they say size doesn't matte…
Price: £0.99 £1.29
Here at smuttygifts.com we aim to bring you the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts. Some of the things are saucy, some are rude, others are tasteless. They all have one thing in common and that is, of course, they are all smutty! Hopefully there are very few of you that find anything here erotic, but if you do it might be a good time to increase the medication.
Hen nights are particularly well catered for with everything from Peppermint Willies to Willy Hoopla.
Office parties,Stag nights, Valentines Day gifts and 40th birthday presents are another of our specialities. Heaven help your workmates after you've shopped at Smutty Gifts for their Secret Santa gifts!
Brilliant minds around the world are constantly plumbing the depths of their imagination to invent new smutty gifts, and we bring them to you. We add new lines to our stock frequently, so remember to call back often.
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We offer free postage on all UK orders over £30 and a paltry £3 charge for orders below this.
Looking for rude birthday cards, offensive greetings cards, crude Christmas or saucy Valentines cards?
Visit our other website! www.smuttycards.com
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