the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts
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Control-Ur-Babe Novelty Remote Control
Control-Ur-Babe Novelty Remote Control. Show your babe who's the boss with this novelty remote c…
Price: £9.99 £14.99
Blast Pants
Do your farts make people gag & run for the nearest window? Never fear.... Blast Pants are here! The ultimate …
Price: £5.99
Bullshit Megaphone
Simply push the light up button on the end of this hand held megaphone to hear one of 8 very loud ‘Bullshit’…
Price: £4.99 £8.99
Ginger Hair Remover - Government Issue
'Government Issue' Ginger Hair Remover. There's no longer a need to suffer from Gingeritis. To rid your he…
Price: £2.49
'Government Issue' Little Willy Condoms
'Government Issue' Little Willy Condoms. For when you've come to the shocking conclusion that you're no…
Price: £1.99
Wrinkle Remover - Military Issue
'Government Issue' Wrinkle Remover. There's no longer a need for expensive plastic surgery to rid your face…
Price: £2.49
'T#esco Value' Little Willy Condoms
'T#esco Value' Little Willy Condoms. For when you've come to the shocking conclusion that you're not we…
Price: £1.99
Kama Sutra Squeeze Dice
Kama Sutra Squeeze Dice. A dense foam love dice. Each face bears a position from the Kamasutra - just roll the dice an…
Price: £3.49
The Olympsic Sick Bag ~ Alternative Olympic Souvenir
Are you sick and tired of hearing about the Olympics yet? You are? You need the Olympsic Bag! A f…
Price: £2.49
Sexy Hot Water Bottle For Her
The Sexy Hot Water Bottle For Her will make the perfect novelty gift for the woman that has everything in her life excep…
Price: £9.99
Olympsic Keyring
The 2012 Olympsic keyring will help you celebrate the borefest that is the Olympic games - to be held in the gridlocked …
Price: £1.49
Bikini Boys World 2012 Calendar
2012 Calendar featuring 12 different Max Hernn designs for the boys!. 1 month per page view. 30cm x 30cm…
Price: £7.49 £9.49
Rude Gifts
Rude Gifts
Silly rude adult novelty gifts - ideal for birthdays, office parties and hen and stag nights
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Smutty Gifts stock a huge range of silly and saucy adult novelty gifts for all occasions. We've got Secret Santa covered with a huge choice of perfect rude Christmas presents. Willy shaped things aplenty for Hen Night Parties including Willy Balloons. Inflatable Sheep and After Curry Wipes for Stag Night Parties. Saucy aprons, including the infamous Sheepshagger Apron. Indulge your toilet humour with Farting Gifts. Smoking and Drinking Gifts. Naughty Nibbles and Rude Food, Chocolate Willies and Nipples, Chocolate Body Paint and After Sex Mints. Have fun in the bedroom with PVC Whips, Eye masks and fun dressing up costumes. Wild and Wet frolics in the bathroom with Sperm Shower Gel, Willy Shaped Gel Dispensers and Willy Soap on a Rope. Rude Mugs, Offensive Fridge Magnets, Naughty Novelty Metal Signs and Novelty Vibrators. Sexy Bedroom Games, Saucy Books, Raunchy Gift wrap. Blow Job Vouchers, Sex Cheques, Sex Coupons, Sexual Fantasy Vouchers.