the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts
Search our Smutty Gifts range for that perfect gift that will wow your friends and make your mother blush!
1980s Retro Bush Merkin
Take a trip back in time to the eighties with this bushy retro-style merkin. Our 1980's Retro Bush Merkin will help…
Price: £3.99
'Government Issue' Little Willy Condoms
'Government Issue' Little Willy Condoms. For when you've come to the shocking conclusion that you're no…
Price: £1.99
'T#esco Value' Little Willy Condoms
'T#esco Value' Little Willy Condoms. For when you've come to the shocking conclusion that you're not we…
Price: £1.99
Adult Party Tape ~ Sex, Drugs, Rock N Roll
Adult Party Tape ~ 6 metres of naughtiness! Printed throughout with the slogan : SEX & DRUGS & ROCK'N'R…
Price: £1.99
Adult Party Tape ~ Orgy In Progress
Adult Party Tape ~ 6 metres of naughtiness! Ideal for an adult birthday party. Printed throughout with the slogan : OR…
Price: £1.99
Bed Snake Bat
Bed Snake Bat. An effective birth control device*. After years of relentless research it has been discovered that preg…
Price: £2.99
Beer Dice ~ Drinking Decision Dice
Beer Decision Dice ~ A stag or hen night drinking game. Just roll the dice and obey the commands - one dice is pri…
Price: £1.99
Beer - Drinking Game
Beer - Drinking Game. Beer - the outrageously funny drinking game for 2 - 6 players. Steal drinks from the other playe…
Price: £3.50
Belly Button Brush
Belly Button Brush. The perfect gift for someone that thought they had everything. A surprisingly good quality silver …
Price: £6.99
Bikini Boys World 2012 Calendar
2012 Calendar featuring 12 different Max Hernn designs for the boys!. 1 month per page view. 30cm x 30cm…
Price: £7.49 £9.49
Blast Pants
Do your farts make people gag & run for the nearest window? Never fear.... Blast Pants are here! The ultimate …
Price: £5.99
Blow Job Undies
Blow Job Undies. No more fumbling with awkward underwear - get straight down to business with these easy access Blowjob…
Price: £3.99
Rude Gifts
Rude Gifts
Silly rude adult novelty gifts - ideal for birthdays, office parties and hen and stag nights
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Smutty Gifts stock a huge range of silly and saucy adult novelty gifts for all occasions. We've got Secret Santa covered with a huge choice of perfect rude Christmas presents. Willy shaped things aplenty for Hen Night Parties including Willy Balloons. Inflatable Sheep and After Curry Wipes for Stag Night Parties. Saucy aprons, including the infamous Sheepshagger Apron. Indulge your toilet humour with Farting Gifts. Smoking and Drinking Gifts. Naughty Nibbles and Rude Food, Chocolate Willies and Nipples, Chocolate Body Paint and After Sex Mints. Have fun in the bedroom with PVC Whips, Eye masks and fun dressing up costumes. Wild and Wet frolics in the bathroom with Sperm Shower Gel, Willy Shaped Gel Dispensers and Willy Soap on a Rope. Rude Mugs, Offensive Fridge Magnets, Naughty Novelty Metal Signs and Novelty Vibrators. Sexy Bedroom Games, Saucy Books, Raunchy Gift wrap. Blow Job Vouchers, Sex Cheques, Sex Coupons, Sexual Fantasy Vouchers.