the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts
Search our Smutty Gifts range for that perfect gift that will wow your friends and make your mother blush!
Control-Ur-Babe Novelty Remote Control
Control-Ur-Babe Novelty Remote Control. Show your babe who's the boss with this novelty remote c…
Price: £9.99 £14.99
Romping Rosy ~ Inflatable Doll
Romping Rosy ~ Inflatable Doll Are you a total failure with women? Are you short in height and charm? Then t…
Price: £5.99
Blast Pants
Do your farts make people gag & run for the nearest window? Never fear.... Blast Pants are here! The ultimate …
Price: £5.99
Giant Hip Flask
Giant Hip Flask This is an absolute monster of a hip flask, standing 30cm tall! With the ability to hold over 3 pint…
Price: £19.99
'Government Issue' Little Willy Condoms
'Government Issue' Little Willy Condoms. For when you've come to the shocking conclusion that you're no…
Price: £1.99
Choke Your Chicken
Choke Your Chicken ~ Very Annoying Shrilling Chicken Now you can choke your chicken in public, and instead of shocking …
Price: £4.99
Adult Playing Cards ~ Female
Adult Playing Cards - Female. Makes solitaire more interesting,whist less wistful and poker more pokey. Perfect f…
Price: £1.99
You've Pulled ~ LED Projection Keyring
An LED projector keyring for the ultra confident! No messing around, get straight to the point! Finally no more cheese…
Price: £2.99
Art Of Love Playing Cards
Art Of Love Playing Cards A traditional sized pack of playing cards illustrated with fairly explicit photographs o…
Price: £2.99
Beer - Drinking Game
Beer - Drinking Game. Beer - the outrageously funny drinking game for 2 - 6 players. Steal drinks from the other playe…
Price: £3.50
Beer Dice ~ Drinking Decision Dice
Beer Decision Dice ~ A stag or hen night drinking game. Just roll the dice and obey the commands - one dice is pri…
Price: £1.99
Big Boys Stud Pills
Big Boys Stud Pills - Great for the stag night. A pack of 24 extra naughty mints in a medicine style packet. For added…
Price: £1.99
Stag Night Party
Stag Night Party Accessories.
All you need for the stag night - apart from the beer and curry.
Smutty Gifts stock inflatable sheep - the all time 'must-have' stag night accessory.
Rude girlie playing cards, drinking games and plenty of boob shaped gifts will help to make your stag night party one to remember - or forget!
Here at smuttygifts.com we aim to bring you the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts.
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Smutty Gifts stock a huge range of silly and saucy adult novelty gifts for all occasions. We've got Secret Santa covered with a huge choice of perfect rude Christmas presents. Willy shaped things aplenty for Hen Night Parties including Willy Balloons. Inflatable Sheep and After Curry Wipes for Stag Night Parties. Saucy aprons, including the infamous Sheepshagger Apron. Indulge your toilet humour with Farting Gifts. Smoking and Drinking Gifts. Naughty Nibbles and Rude Food, Chocolate Willies and Nipples, Chocolate Body Paint and After Sex Mints. Have fun in the bedroom with PVC Whips, Eye masks and fun dressing up costumes. Wild and Wet frolics in the bathroom with Sperm Shower Gel, Willy Shaped Gel Dispensers and Willy Soap on a Rope. Rude Mugs, Offensive Fridge Magnets, Naughty Novelty Metal Signs and Novelty Vibrators. Sexy Bedroom Games, Saucy Books, Raunchy Gift wrap. Blow Job Vouchers, Sex Cheques, Sex Coupons, Sexual Fantasy Vouchers.