the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts
Search our Smutty Gifts range for that perfect gift that will wow your friends and make your mother blush!
'Government Issue' Little Willy Condoms
'Government Issue' Little Willy Condoms. For when you've come to the shocking conclusion that you're no…
Price: £1.99
Adult Playing Cards ~ Female
Adult Playing Cards - Female. Makes solitaire more interesting,whist less wistful and poker more pokey. Perfect f…
Price: £1.99
Art Of Love Playing Cards
Art Of Love Playing Cards A traditional sized pack of playing cards illustrated with fairly explicit photographs o…
Price: £2.99
Beer - Drinking Game
Beer - Drinking Game. Beer - the outrageously funny drinking game for 2 - 6 players. Steal drinks from the other playe…
Price: £3.50
Beer Dice ~ Drinking Decision Dice
Beer Decision Dice ~ A stag or hen night drinking game. Just roll the dice and obey the commands - one dice is pri…
Price: £1.99
Big Boys Stud Pills
Big Boys Stud Pills - Great for the stag night. A pack of 24 extra naughty mints in a medicine style packet. For added…
Price: £1.99
Blast Pants
Do your farts make people gag & run for the nearest window? Never fear.... Blast Pants are here! The ultimate …
Price: £5.99
Boob Jelly Mould / Boobie Vodka Jelly
Boob Jelly Mould Never before has jelly ever been so appealing to grown men. Wibble wobble, wibble wobble........…
Price: £4.99
Boobie Bottle Opener
Boobie Bottle Opener. Call them boobs, boobies, tits, breasts....men love them and they love beer too! Combine boobs a…
Price: £3.99
Boobie Bottle Tops
Boobie Bottle Tops Get the best of both worlds with these outrageous Boobie Bottle Tops. Simply pop one onto your…
Price: £5.99
Boobie Shower Gel
Boobie Shower Gel. There's not quite an A-cup's worth of shower gel in this boob shaped pack, but nevertheless …
Price: £1.25
Booby Balloons
Booby Balloons. Huuuuge booby balloons for your stag night. There are 6 balloons in a pack. Given the size of the…
Price: £3.99
Stag Night Party
Stag Night Party Accessories.
All you need for the stag night - apart from the beer and curry.
Smutty Gifts stock inflatable sheep - the all time 'must-have' stag night accessory.
Rude girlie playing cards, drinking games and plenty of boob shaped gifts will help to make your stag night party one to remember - or forget!
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Smutty Gifts stock a huge range of silly and saucy adult novelty gifts for all occasions. We've got Secret Santa covered with a huge choice of perfect rude Christmas presents. Willy shaped things aplenty for Hen Night Parties including Willy Balloons. Inflatable Sheep and After Curry Wipes for Stag Night Parties. Saucy aprons, including the infamous Sheepshagger Apron. Indulge your toilet humour with Farting Gifts. Smoking and Drinking Gifts. Naughty Nibbles and Rude Food, Chocolate Willies and Nipples, Chocolate Body Paint and After Sex Mints. Have fun in the bedroom with PVC Whips, Eye masks and fun dressing up costumes. Wild and Wet frolics in the bathroom with Sperm Shower Gel, Willy Shaped Gel Dispensers and Willy Soap on a Rope. Rude Mugs, Offensive Fridge Magnets, Naughty Novelty Metal Signs and Novelty Vibrators. Sexy Bedroom Games, Saucy Books, Raunchy Gift wrap. Blow Job Vouchers, Sex Cheques, Sex Coupons, Sexual Fantasy Vouchers.