the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts
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Adult Playing Cards ~ Female
Adult Playing Cards - Female. Makes solitaire more interesting,whist less wistful and poker more pokey. Perfect f…
Price: £1.99
Red Light Girls Playing Cards
Red Light Girls Playing Cards. Big hairy muffs! Indulge yourself in some 1980's nostalgia - they weren't trimm…
Price: £1.99
Sex Dice ~ Glow In The Dark
Sex Dice ~ Glow in the dark bedroom fun! A playful and erotic way to bring the fun back into your sex life. Just roll …
Price: £1.99
Pink Puzzle Cube ~ For Blondes Only
Pink Puzzle Cube ~ For Blondes Only. A pink Rubik-style puzzle cube which will make the perfect gift for the dizzy blon…
Price: £1.99
Art Of Love Playing Cards
Art Of Love Playing Cards A traditional sized pack of playing cards illustrated with fairly explicit photographs o…
Price: £2.99
XXX Cartoon Playing Cards
XXX Cartoon Playing Cards A full-sized pack of playing cards that will add a certain something to a hen or stag night p…
Price: £2.99
Comical Kama Sutra Playing Cards
Comical Kama Sutra Playing Cards. A full-sized pack of graphically rude playing cards. Each card has a hardc…
Price: £2.99
Kama Sutra Squeeze Dice
Kama Sutra Squeeze Dice. A dense foam love dice. Each face bears a position from the Kamasutra - just roll the dice an…
Price: £3.49
Bullshit Cards
Bullshit Cards. Bullshit is a fast paced drinking game for 2 - 4 players. It's all about bluffing and paying the p…
Price: £3.50
Porn ~ Adult Movie Trivia
Porn - Adult Movie Trivia. Porn! is an easy to learn strategy game where you and other players compete to own the most …
Price: £3.50
Beer - Drinking Game
Beer - Drinking Game. Beer - the outrageously funny drinking game for 2 - 6 players. Steal drinks from the other playe…
Price: £3.50
52 Ways To Improve Your Sex Life
52 Ways To Improve Your Sex Life This pack of cards contains 52 ways to improve your sex life. An exciting a…
Price: £3.99
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Smutty Gifts stock a huge range of silly and saucy adult novelty gifts for all occasions. We've got Secret Santa covered with a huge choice of perfect rude Christmas presents. Willy shaped things aplenty for Hen Night Parties including Willy Balloons. Inflatable Sheep and After Curry Wipes for Stag Night Parties. Saucy aprons, including the infamous Sheepshagger Apron. Indulge your toilet humour with Farting Gifts. Smoking and Drinking Gifts. Naughty Nibbles and Rude Food, Chocolate Willies and Nipples, Chocolate Body Paint and After Sex Mints. Have fun in the bedroom with PVC Whips, Eye masks and fun dressing up costumes. Wild and Wet frolics in the bathroom with Sperm Shower Gel, Willy Shaped Gel Dispensers and Willy Soap on a Rope. Rude Mugs, Offensive Fridge Magnets, Naughty Novelty Metal Signs and Novelty Vibrators. Sexy Bedroom Games, Saucy Books, Raunchy Gift wrap. Blow Job Vouchers, Sex Cheques, Sex Coupons, Sexual Fantasy Vouchers.