the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts
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Boobie Cigarette Snuffer
Boob Cigarette Snuffer The smut trade will use any excuse to make boob shaped products! So here we have a ti…
Price: £0.99 £1.49
Willy Cigarette Snuffer
Penis Cigarette Snuffer The smut trade will use any excuse to make willy shaped products! So here we have a cock …
Price: £0.99 £1.49
Penis Bottle Opener
Penis Bottle Opener Crack open bottles of beer with this erect willy bottle opener. Great for hen nights or for homoph…
Price: £3.99
Giant Hip Flask
Giant Hip Flask This is an absolute monster of a hip flask, standing 30cm tall! With the ability to hold over 3 pint…
Price: £19.99
Sexy Girl Cigarette Case
Sexy Girl Cigarette Case. A hinged metal cigarette case with a vinyl covering printed with an image of a sexy girl. It…
Price: £2.99 £3.99
Happy Man Bottle Opener~ Secret Santa Gift.
Happy Man Bottle Opener~ Secret Santa Gift. Following in the footsteps of the Happy Man Bottlestopper this cheeky fel…
Price: £3.99 £4.99
Happy Man Corkscrew
Happy Man Corkscrew ~ The perfect Secret Santa Present. The Happyman corkscrew will make an ideal companion to the best…
Price: £3.99 £4.99
Bullshit Cards
Bullshit Cards. Bullshit is a fast paced drinking game for 2 - 4 players. It's all about bluffing and paying the p…
Price: £3.50
Beer - Drinking Game
Beer - Drinking Game. Beer - the outrageously funny drinking game for 2 - 6 players. Steal drinks from the other playe…
Price: £3.50
Beer Dice ~ Drinking Decision Dice
Beer Decision Dice ~ A stag or hen night drinking game. Just roll the dice and obey the commands - one dice is pri…
Price: £1.99
Boobie Bottle Tops
Boobie Bottle Tops Get the best of both worlds with these outrageous Boobie Bottle Tops. Simply pop one onto your…
Price: £5.99
Fridge Magnet ~ Wine! How Classy People Get Shitfaced
Fridge Magnet Wine! How classy people get shitfaced. 3 1/2" / 9 x 6.5cm
Price: £1.99
Smoking & Drinking
Smoking & Drinking
A selection of adult novelty gifts for smokers and drinkers.
Coughing ashtrays, cannabis smokers gifts, saucy ashtrays, cigarette cases. Beer bongs, shot glasses, drinking glasses all make great adult novelty gifts for your drinking and smoking friends and family.
Here at smuttygifts.com we aim to bring you the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts.
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Smutty Gifts stock a huge range of silly and saucy adult novelty gifts for all occasions. We've got Secret Santa covered with a huge choice of perfect rude Christmas presents. Willy shaped things aplenty for Hen Night Parties including Willy Balloons. Inflatable Sheep and After Curry Wipes for Stag Night Parties. Saucy aprons, including the infamous Sheepshagger Apron. Indulge your toilet humour with Farting Gifts. Smoking and Drinking Gifts. Naughty Nibbles and Rude Food, Chocolate Willies and Nipples, Chocolate Body Paint and After Sex Mints. Have fun in the bedroom with PVC Whips, Eye masks and fun dressing up costumes. Wild and Wet frolics in the bathroom with Sperm Shower Gel, Willy Shaped Gel Dispensers and Willy Soap on a Rope. Rude Mugs, Offensive Fridge Magnets, Naughty Novelty Metal Signs and Novelty Vibrators. Sexy Bedroom Games, Saucy Books, Raunchy Gift wrap. Blow Job Vouchers, Sex Cheques, Sex Coupons, Sexual Fantasy Vouchers.