the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts
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Acrylic Bong
Acrylic Bong. A handy little plastic bong which will make a suitably embarrassing Secret Santa gift for the "close…
Price: £5.99 £6.99
Babs The Blow Up Beer Babe
Babs The Blow Up Beer Babe is your newest drinking buddy! Blow her up and insert beer bottle into her behind, then dr…
Price: £3.99
Beer - Drinking Game
Beer - Drinking Game. Beer - the outrageously funny drinking game for 2 - 6 players. Steal drinks from the other playe…
Price: £3.50
Beer Dice ~ Drinking Decision Dice
Beer Decision Dice ~ A stag or hen night drinking game. Just roll the dice and obey the commands - one dice is pri…
Price: £1.99
Boobie Bottle Opener
Boobie Bottle Opener. Call them boobs, boobies, tits, breasts....men love them and they love beer too! Combine boobs a…
Price: £3.99
Boobie Bottle Tops
Boobie Bottle Tops Get the best of both worlds with these outrageous Boobie Bottle Tops. Simply pop one onto your…
Price: £5.99
Boobie Cigarette Snuffer
Boob Cigarette Snuffer The smut trade will use any excuse to make boob shaped products! So here we have a ti…
Price: £0.99 £1.49
Bullshit Cards
Bullshit Cards. Bullshit is a fast paced drinking game for 2 - 4 players. It's all about bluffing and paying the p…
Price: £3.50
Cannabis Joint Pen
Cannabis Joint Pen. Shock your friends and workmates with this polyresin ballpoint pen in the form of a large spliff, c…
Price: £2.49
Cock Shaped Ice Cube Mould
Cock Shaped Ice Cube Mould Liven up your hen night party drinks with ice cubes in the shape of an erect penis. Pe…
Price: £1.99 £2.99
Coughing Ashtray
Coughing Ashtray. Every time you place a cigarette in this seemingly innocent ashtray it wheezes, coughs and splutters.…
Price: £6.99
Drunk & Disorderly Labels - Stag Night
Drunk & Disorderly Labels. Ideal for when you are so drunk you can't even remember your own name and address. …
Price: £1.99
Smoking & Drinking
Smoking & Drinking
A selection of adult novelty gifts for smokers and drinkers.
Coughing ashtrays, cannabis smokers gifts, saucy ashtrays, cigarette cases. Beer bongs, shot glasses, drinking glasses all make great adult novelty gifts for your drinking and smoking friends and family.
Here at smuttygifts.com we aim to bring you the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts.
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Smutty Gifts stock a huge range of silly and saucy adult novelty gifts for all occasions. We've got Secret Santa covered with a huge choice of perfect rude Christmas presents. Willy shaped things aplenty for Hen Night Parties including Willy Balloons. Inflatable Sheep and After Curry Wipes for Stag Night Parties. Saucy aprons, including the infamous Sheepshagger Apron. Indulge your toilet humour with Farting Gifts. Smoking and Drinking Gifts. Naughty Nibbles and Rude Food, Chocolate Willies and Nipples, Chocolate Body Paint and After Sex Mints. Have fun in the bedroom with PVC Whips, Eye masks and fun dressing up costumes. Wild and Wet frolics in the bathroom with Sperm Shower Gel, Willy Shaped Gel Dispensers and Willy Soap on a Rope. Rude Mugs, Offensive Fridge Magnets, Naughty Novelty Metal Signs and Novelty Vibrators. Sexy Bedroom Games, Saucy Books, Raunchy Gift wrap. Blow Job Vouchers, Sex Cheques, Sex Coupons, Sexual Fantasy Vouchers.