the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts
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Boobie Cigarette Snuffer
Boob Cigarette Snuffer The smut trade will use any excuse to make boob shaped products! So here we have a ti…
Price: £0.99 £1.49
Willy Cigarette Snuffer
Penis Cigarette Snuffer The smut trade will use any excuse to make willy shaped products! So here we have a cock …
Price: £0.99 £1.49
Ring For A Smoke Bell Key Ring
Ring For A Smoke Bell Key Ring Just ring the bell to gather the other smoking pariahs for a quick fag break. Bell 6cm …
Price: £1.99
Beer Dice ~ Drinking Decision Dice
Beer Decision Dice ~ A stag or hen night drinking game. Just roll the dice and obey the commands - one dice is pri…
Price: £1.99
Fridge Magnet ~ Wine! How Classy People Get Shitfaced
Fridge Magnet Wine! How classy people get shitfaced. 3 1/2" / 9 x 6.5cm
Price: £1.99
Rude Ice Cube Mould / Mold
Rude Ice Cube Mould / Mold Liven up your party drinks with ice cubes in the shape of embracing couples, ample-breasted …
Price: £1.99
Sexy Shaped Neoprene Bottle Holder
Sexy Shaped Neoprene Bottle Holder. Great for keeping your beer cool on a stag night these neoprene beer bottle holders…
Price: £1.25 £1.99
Drunk and Disorderly Labels - Hen Night
Drunk and Disorderly Labels - Hen Night. Ideal for the drunken hen night party - simply write in your details while sti…
Price: £1.99
Drunk & Disorderly Labels - Stag Night
Drunk & Disorderly Labels. Ideal for when you are so drunk you can't even remember your own name and address. …
Price: £1.99
Metal Sign - Dying For A Fag
Metal Sign - Dying For A Fag Printed metal sign with the slogan " I know that smoking kills, but I'm dying for…
Price: £1.99
Cannabis Joint Pen
Cannabis Joint Pen. Shock your friends and workmates with this polyresin ballpoint pen in the form of a large spliff, c…
Price: £2.49
Cock Shaped Ice Cube Mould
Cock Shaped Ice Cube Mould Liven up your hen night party drinks with ice cubes in the shape of an erect penis. Pe…
Price: £1.99 £2.99
Smoking & Drinking
Smoking & Drinking
A selection of adult novelty gifts for smokers and drinkers.
Coughing ashtrays, cannabis smokers gifts, saucy ashtrays, cigarette cases. Beer bongs, shot glasses, drinking glasses all make great adult novelty gifts for your drinking and smoking friends and family.
Here at smuttygifts.com we aim to bring you the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts.
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Smutty Gifts stock a huge range of silly and saucy adult novelty gifts for all occasions. We've got Secret Santa covered with a huge choice of perfect rude Christmas presents. Willy shaped things aplenty for Hen Night Parties including Willy Balloons. Inflatable Sheep and After Curry Wipes for Stag Night Parties. Saucy aprons, including the infamous Sheepshagger Apron. Indulge your toilet humour with Farting Gifts. Smoking and Drinking Gifts. Naughty Nibbles and Rude Food, Chocolate Willies and Nipples, Chocolate Body Paint and After Sex Mints. Have fun in the bedroom with PVC Whips, Eye masks and fun dressing up costumes. Wild and Wet frolics in the bathroom with Sperm Shower Gel, Willy Shaped Gel Dispensers and Willy Soap on a Rope. Rude Mugs, Offensive Fridge Magnets, Naughty Novelty Metal Signs and Novelty Vibrators. Sexy Bedroom Games, Saucy Books, Raunchy Gift wrap. Blow Job Vouchers, Sex Cheques, Sex Coupons, Sexual Fantasy Vouchers.