the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts
Search our Smutty Gifts range for that perfect gift that will wow your friends and make your mother blush!
Cock Shaped Ice Cube Mould
Cock Shaped Ice Cube Mould Liven up your hen night party drinks with ice cubes in the shape of an erect penis. Pe…
Price: £1.99 £2.99
Cockerel ~ Knitted Willy Warmer
Cockerel ~ Knitted Willy Warmer This knitted Cockerel shaped willy warmer, lovingly created by teams of grey haired old…
Price: £2.99
Dickie Bow
Dickie Bow. Every well dressed Willy should be sporting one of these smart black satin bow ties this year. Gift boxed.…
Price: £1.99
Elephant ~ Knitted Willy Warmer
Elephant ~ Knitted Willy Warmer This knitted Elephant shaped willy warmer, lovingly created by teams of grey haire…
Price: £2.99
Extra Large Willy Straw
Extra Large Willy Straw Whoever said size doesn't matter? This willy straw is a whopper! It'll certainly stan…
Price: £1.75
Flashing Cock Ring
Flashing Cock Ring Go on, have a party in your pants with Smutty Gifts exclusive flashing love ring and light up your s…
Price: £3.99
Golden Willy Award
Golden Willy Award. Is there a prize dick in your family or at work? , Do you want to reward someone for their outstan…
Price: £2.50
Hen Night Willy Straws ~ Pack Of Six
Willy Straws - Pack Of Six. Six pink flesh coloured willy straws - great for hen night parties or a girl's nig…
Price: £1.65 £1.99
Hen Night Willy Whistle.
Hen Night Willy Whistle. Willy whistle - 2 1/4" / 7cm long - but they say size doesn't matte…
Price: £1.29
Knitted Willy Warmer
Knitted Willy Warmer. If your Mum, Auntie or Gran were to knit you a willy warmer it would be just like this! Delightf…
Price: £2.99
Mister Penis Ice Mould
Mister Penis Ice Mould. We've stumbled on some tat over the years, and this has got to be near the top of the steam…
Price: £0.99 £1.99
Naked Man Light / Cord Pull ~ DiddiBoom
Naked Man Light / Cord Pull ~ DiddiBoom Brighten up your bathroom with this wooden cord pull. This cheeky chappy can a…
Price: £5.99
Willies
Willies
A collection of willy shaped rude novelty gifts - perfect for hen parties, office party presents and secret santa gifts.
If it's shaped like a willy, schlong, dong, pecker, penis or cock.....Smutty Gifts will have it in stock.
Got a chilly willy? Smutty Gifts has knitted willy warmers - traditional and animal designs. Willy dress up kits, and the santa cock sock.
Here at smuttygifts.com we aim to bring you the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts.
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Smutty Gifts stock a huge range of silly and saucy adult novelty gifts for all occasions. We've got Secret Santa covered with a huge choice of perfect rude Christmas presents. Willy shaped things aplenty for Hen Night Parties including Willy Balloons. Inflatable Sheep and After Curry Wipes for Stag Night Parties. Saucy aprons, including the infamous Sheepshagger Apron. Indulge your toilet humour with Farting Gifts. Smoking and Drinking Gifts. Naughty Nibbles and Rude Food, Chocolate Willies and Nipples, Chocolate Body Paint and After Sex Mints. Have fun in the bedroom with PVC Whips, Eye masks and fun dressing up costumes. Wild and Wet frolics in the bathroom with Sperm Shower Gel, Willy Shaped Gel Dispensers and Willy Soap on a Rope. Rude Mugs, Offensive Fridge Magnets, Naughty Novelty Metal Signs and Novelty Vibrators. Sexy Bedroom Games, Saucy Books, Raunchy Gift wrap. Blow Job Vouchers, Sex Cheques, Sex Coupons, Sexual Fantasy Vouchers.