the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts
Search our Smutty Gifts range for that perfect gift that will wow your friends and make your mother blush!
Willy Shower Gel
Willy Shower Gel. This not quite pint sized willy shaped shower gel makes a brilliant (and cheap) adult stocking filler…
Price: £1.25
Hen Night Willy Whistle.
Hen Night Willy Whistle. Willy whistle - 2 1/4" / 7cm long - but they say size doesn't matte…
Price: £1.29
Willy Cigarette Snuffer
Penis Cigarette Snuffer The smut trade will use any excuse to make willy shaped products! So here we have a cock …
Price: £0.99 £1.49
Willy Shaped Sponge
This willy shaped sponge will help even the dirtiest girl scrub up like new. Needless to say it's 7 1/2&quo…
Price: £1.49
Extra Large Willy Straw
Extra Large Willy Straw Whoever said size doesn't matter? This willy straw is a whopper! It'll certainly stan…
Price: £1.75
Wind Up Willy
Wind Up Willy There's a couple of inches of jiggy pleasure to be had with this clockwork cock. Fun for a hen night…
Price: £1.99
Hen Night Willy Straws ~ Pack Of Six
Willy Straws - Pack Of Six. Six pink flesh coloured willy straws - great for hen night parties or a girl's nig…
Price: £1.65 £1.99
Mister Penis Ice Mould
Mister Penis Ice Mould. We've stumbled on some tat over the years, and this has got to be near the top of the steam…
Price: £0.99 £1.99
Dickie Bow
Dickie Bow. Every well dressed Willy should be sporting one of these smart black satin bow ties this year. Gift boxed.…
Price: £1.99
Willy Pencil Sharpener
Pencil Sharpener - Willy Shaped. Oh, this is so, so wrong on so many levels! It's enough to make even the str…
Price: £1.99
Pop Up Willy
Pop Up Willy. We all had pop-up toys when we were kids and now they're back ..... and this time they're rude! …
Price: £1.99
Penis Toothbrush ~ Willy Toothbrush
Penis Toothbrush. A willy handled tooth brush. Here's one willy that you can put in your mouth in public without f…
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Price: £1.99
Willies
Willies
A collection of willy shaped rude novelty gifts - perfect for hen parties, office party presents and secret santa gifts.
If it's shaped like a willy, schlong, dong, pecker, penis or cock.....Smutty Gifts will have it in stock.
Got a chilly willy? Smutty Gifts has knitted willy warmers - traditional and animal designs. Willy dress up kits, and the santa cock sock.
Here at smuttygifts.com we aim to bring you the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts.
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Smutty Gifts stock a huge range of silly and saucy adult novelty gifts for all occasions. We've got Secret Santa covered with a huge choice of perfect rude Christmas presents. Willy shaped things aplenty for Hen Night Parties including Willy Balloons. Inflatable Sheep and After Curry Wipes for Stag Night Parties. Saucy aprons, including the infamous Sheepshagger Apron. Indulge your toilet humour with Farting Gifts. Smoking and Drinking Gifts. Naughty Nibbles and Rude Food, Chocolate Willies and Nipples, Chocolate Body Paint and After Sex Mints. Have fun in the bedroom with PVC Whips, Eye masks and fun dressing up costumes. Wild and Wet frolics in the bathroom with Sperm Shower Gel, Willy Shaped Gel Dispensers and Willy Soap on a Rope. Rude Mugs, Offensive Fridge Magnets, Naughty Novelty Metal Signs and Novelty Vibrators. Sexy Bedroom Games, Saucy Books, Raunchy Gift wrap. Blow Job Vouchers, Sex Cheques, Sex Coupons, Sexual Fantasy Vouchers.