the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts
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Gift Bag ~ Porno Star
Gift Bag ~ Porno Star. Ideal for gift wrapping a vibrator, a naughty dvd and a pair of pink furry handcuffs. Gift bag …
Price: £1.99
Sexy Gift Wrapping Paper For Her
Sexy Gift Wrapping Paper For Her Wrap her saucy adult novelty gifts in this hunk strewn gift wrap. Your wif…
Price: £1.99
Sexy Gift Wrapping Paper For Him
Sexy Gift Wrapping Paper For Him Scantily clad girls adorn this gift wrap. Ideal for wrapping birthday presents,…
Price: £1.99
Gift Bag ~ Breast Wishes
Gift Bag ~ Breast Wishes Gift bag 20 x 25cm. Complete with matching tag.
Price: £1.99
Gift Bag ~ Down The Toilet
Gift Bag ~ Down The Toilet Perfect for a landmark birthday, this gift bag is printed with the slogan " Happy Birth…
Price: £1.99
Gift Bag ~ Emergency Toilet
Gift Bag ~ Emergency Toilet. The ideal gift wrapping for a 40th, 50th or 60th birthday present. Gift bag 20x25cm.…
Price: £1.99
Gift Bag ~ Handcuffs
Gift bag ~ Handcuffs. You've bought a pair of handcuffs and a whip - so here's the perfect gift bag to put them…
Price: £1.99
Gift Bag ~ Lovers
Gift Bag ~ Lovers. The ideal gift wrapping for a sexy gift for your lover. Gift bag 20x25cm. Complete with match…
Price: £1.99
Gift Bag ~ Times Are Hard
Gift Bag ~ Times Are Hard Printed with the message " Times are hard, times are tough. Here's your fuckin…
Price: £1.99
Gift Bag ~ White Briefs
Gift Bag ~ White Briefs . Great for bagging up some hen night party gifts. Gift bag 20x25cm. Complete with matching t…
Price: £1.99
Gift Bag ~ White Lingerie
Gift Bag ~ White Lingerie. With a gift bag like this who cares what's contained inside! Gift bag 20x25cm. Com…
Price: £1.99
Price: £2.50
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Smutty Gifts stock a huge range of silly and saucy adult novelty gifts for all occasions. We've got Secret Santa covered with a huge choice of perfect rude Christmas presents. Willy shaped things aplenty for Hen Night Parties including Willy Balloons. Inflatable Sheep and After Curry Wipes for Stag Night Parties. Saucy aprons, including the infamous Sheepshagger Apron. Indulge your toilet humour with Farting Gifts. Smoking and Drinking Gifts. Naughty Nibbles and Rude Food, Chocolate Willies and Nipples, Chocolate Body Paint and After Sex Mints. Have fun in the bedroom with PVC Whips, Eye masks and fun dressing up costumes. Wild and Wet frolics in the bathroom with Sperm Shower Gel, Willy Shaped Gel Dispensers and Willy Soap on a Rope. Rude Mugs, Offensive Fridge Magnets, Naughty Novelty Metal Signs and Novelty Vibrators. Sexy Bedroom Games, Saucy Books, Raunchy Gift wrap. Blow Job Vouchers, Sex Cheques, Sex Coupons, Sexual Fantasy Vouchers.