the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts
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Price: £1.99
Fridge Magnet ~ Masturbate
Fridge Magnet Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. 3 1/2" / 9 x 6.5cm
Price: £1.99
Fridge Magnet ~ So Where's My Fucking Pony?
Fridge Magnet So where's my fucking Pony? 3 1/2" / 9 x 6.5cm
Price: £1.99
Fridge Magnet ~ Dont Give A Fuck
Fridge Magnet I just don't give a fuck anymore. 3 1/2" / 9 x 6.5cm
Price: £1.99
Fridge Magnet ~ Porn Saved Our Marriage
Fridge Magnet Porn saved our marriage. 3 1/2" / 9 x 6.5cm
Price: £1.99
Fridge Magnet ~ Romeo
Fridge Magnet O Romeo, Romeo! Where the fuck art thou, Romeo? 3 1/2" / 9 x 6.5cm
Price: £1.99
Fridge Magnet ~ Four Inch Dildo
Fridge Magnet If size doesn't matter, why aren't there any four inch dildos? 3 1/2" / 9 x 6.5cm…
Price: £1.99
Fridge Magnet ~ Wine! How Classy People Get Shitfaced
Fridge Magnet Wine! How classy people get shitfaced. 3 1/2" / 9 x 6.5cm
Price: £1.99
Pussy Magnet
The Authentic Pussy Magnet. Quite simply it is a white plastic fridge magnet with the word "Pussy" moulded in…
Price: £3.99 £4.99
Fridge Magnet ~ Vegetarians Taste Better
Novelty Fridge Magnet ~ Vegetarians Taste Better 3" x 2" / 75 X 50mm
Price: £0.99 £1.50
Fridge Magnet ~ Arty Underpants
Fridge Magnet ~ Arty Underpants. An artful black and white picture of a man in pants. 2 x 3" / 50 x 75mm…
Price: £0.99 £1.50
Fridge Magnet ~ Bint In String Dress
Fridge Magnet ~Bint In String Dress. A fridge magnet that will interest Boy Scouts studying for their "Knots"…
Price: £0.99 £1.50
Rude Fridge Magnets
Rude Fridge Magnets.
Rude fridge magnets make great cheap adult novelty gifts!
Swearing fridge magnets, sexy photos on fridge magnets.
Smutty Gifts have loads of saucy novelty fridge magnets.
Here at smuttygifts.com we aim to bring you the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts.
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Smutty Gifts stock a huge range of silly and saucy adult novelty gifts for all occasions. We've got Secret Santa covered with a huge choice of perfect rude Christmas presents. Willy shaped things aplenty for Hen Night Parties including Willy Balloons. Inflatable Sheep and After Curry Wipes for Stag Night Parties. Saucy aprons, including the infamous Sheepshagger Apron. Indulge your toilet humour with Farting Gifts. Smoking and Drinking Gifts. Naughty Nibbles and Rude Food, Chocolate Willies and Nipples, Chocolate Body Paint and After Sex Mints. Have fun in the bedroom with PVC Whips, Eye masks and fun dressing up costumes. Wild and Wet frolics in the bathroom with Sperm Shower Gel, Willy Shaped Gel Dispensers and Willy Soap on a Rope. Rude Mugs, Offensive Fridge Magnets, Naughty Novelty Metal Signs and Novelty Vibrators. Sexy Bedroom Games, Saucy Books, Raunchy Gift wrap. Blow Job Vouchers, Sex Cheques, Sex Coupons, Sexual Fantasy Vouchers.