the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts
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2, 4, 6, 8! - Metal Sign
2, 4, 6, 8! - Metal Sign. Not exactly wank mag quality, but if you do at least the surface can be wiped clean. Do it to…
Price: £3.99 £4.99
Anti - Stress Therapy - Metal Sign
Anti - Stress Therapy - Metal Sign. Place on a hard surface and beat head against the sign. Continue until uncons…
Price: £3.99 £4.99
Fuck You - Metal Sign
Fuck You - I have Enough Friends - Metal Sign. I have enough friends - and more than enough relatives. Printed me…
Price: £3.99 £4.99
Fucking Pigs - Metal Sign
Fucking Pigs - Metal Sign. Fucking pigs, bonking hogs or makin' bacon. Printed tin sign - 21x29cm…
Price: £3.99 £4.99
I Have A Big Cock - Metal Sign
I Have A Big Cock - Metal Sign. It's all about me, me, me!!! The sign has a big red male chicken on it. Printed t…
Price: £3.99 £4.99
Kiss by Tanya Chalkin - Metal Sign
Kiss - Metal Sign. Tanya Chalkin. An artistically captured moment in monochrome indulging the males lesbian fant…
Price: £2.49 £4.99
Light At The End Of The Tunnel - Metal Sign
Light At The End Of The Tunnel - Metal Sign. Yea! There is always a light at the end of the tunnel. Praise the Lor…
Price: £3.99 £4.99
Metal Sign - Dying For A Fag
Metal Sign - Dying For A Fag Printed metal sign with the slogan " I know that smoking kills, but I'm dying for…
Price: £1.99
Metal Sign - Fart Free Zone
Metal Sign - Fart Free Zone Printed metal sign with the slogan " Fart free zone " 15 x 20cm…
Price: £1.99
Metal Sign - Ladies!
Metal Sign - Ladies! A printed metal sign with the slogan " Ladies - Please leave the seat up" After all, se…
Price: £1.99
Metal Sign - Next Mood Swing
Metal Sign - Next Mood Swing Printed metal sign with the slogan " Next mood swing - 5 minutes - Keep your distance…
Price: £1.99
Metal Sign - Seagull Management
Metal Sign - Seagull Management. Printed metal sign with the slogan " This business is run on seagull management. …
Price: £1.99
Rude Novelty Signs
Rude Novelty Signs.
Rude metal signs for students and those with juvenile minds.
Fun traffic signs for car windows and sarcastic signs for work and offices.
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Smutty Gifts stock a huge range of silly and saucy adult novelty gifts for all occasions. We've got Secret Santa covered with a huge choice of perfect rude Christmas presents. Willy shaped things aplenty for Hen Night Parties including Willy Balloons. Inflatable Sheep and After Curry Wipes for Stag Night Parties. Saucy aprons, including the infamous Sheepshagger Apron. Indulge your toilet humour with Farting Gifts. Smoking and Drinking Gifts. Naughty Nibbles and Rude Food, Chocolate Willies and Nipples, Chocolate Body Paint and After Sex Mints. Have fun in the bedroom with PVC Whips, Eye masks and fun dressing up costumes. Wild and Wet frolics in the bathroom with Sperm Shower Gel, Willy Shaped Gel Dispensers and Willy Soap on a Rope. Rude Mugs, Offensive Fridge Magnets, Naughty Novelty Metal Signs and Novelty Vibrators. Sexy Bedroom Games, Saucy Books, Raunchy Gift wrap. Blow Job Vouchers, Sex Cheques, Sex Coupons, Sexual Fantasy Vouchers.