the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts
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52 Ways To Improve Your Sex Life
52 Ways To Improve Your Sex Life This pack of cards contains 52 ways to improve your sex life. An exciting a…
Price: £3.99
Adult Playing Cards ~ Female
Adult Playing Cards - Female. Makes solitaire more interesting,whist less wistful and poker more pokey. Perfect f…
Price: £1.99
After Sex Tissue
After Sex Tissue Wipe away the shame with these After Sex Tissues and avoid the squabble over who sleeps in the wet pat…
Price: £2.99 £3.50
Art Of Love Playing Cards
Art Of Love Playing Cards A traditional sized pack of playing cards illustrated with fairly explicit photographs o…
Price: £2.99
Bath Book For Her
Bath Book For Her. Girls can have some fun in the bath with this plastic covered book of black and white photos. 5&quo…
Price: £1.49 £1.99
Bath Book For Him
Bath Book For Him. Enjoy soft porn, not soggy paper with this hi-tech plastic bath book. Artistic black and white phot…
Price: £1.49 £1.99
Black Sequin Nipple Tassels
Naughty Nipple Tassels. Ideal for a risque hen night party or a little bedroom fun! A pair of heart shaped black …
Price: £3.99
Bling Bondage Kit
Bling Bondage Kit. Put a little sparkle back into the bedrrom with this blingy bondage kit. If you like pink and shiny…
Price: £9.99 £14.99
Blow Job Undies
Blow Job Undies. No more fumbling with awkward underwear - get straight down to business with these easy access Blowjob…
Price: £3.99
Blow Job Vouchers
Blow Job Vouchers A chequebook style collection of colour printed coupons Titles include: Blowjob with cream, …
Price: £2.99
Boobie Shower Gel
Boobie Shower Gel. There's not quite an A-cup's worth of shower gel in this boob shaped pack, but nevertheless …
Price: £1.25
Cartoon Kama Sutra Do Not Disturb Sign
This "Do Not Disturb" Sign is printed on stiff card with a cartoon position from the Kama Sutra and the w…
Price: £1.49
Sexy Gifts
Sexy Gifts from Smutty Gifts
Have fun with these naughty bedroom things, enjoy dressing up and getting undressed again.
Need a saucy novelty gift for a loved one? A sexy silly Valentines Day gift?
Smutty Gifts stock a wide range of funny sexy presents to spice things up in the bedroom.
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Smutty Gifts stock a huge range of silly and saucy adult novelty gifts for all occasions. We've got Secret Santa covered with a huge choice of perfect rude Christmas presents. Willy shaped things aplenty for Hen Night Parties including Willy Balloons. Inflatable Sheep and After Curry Wipes for Stag Night Parties. Saucy aprons, including the infamous Sheepshagger Apron. Indulge your toilet humour with Farting Gifts. Smoking and Drinking Gifts. Naughty Nibbles and Rude Food, Chocolate Willies and Nipples, Chocolate Body Paint and After Sex Mints. Have fun in the bedroom with PVC Whips, Eye masks and fun dressing up costumes. Wild and Wet frolics in the bathroom with Sperm Shower Gel, Willy Shaped Gel Dispensers and Willy Soap on a Rope. Rude Mugs, Offensive Fridge Magnets, Naughty Novelty Metal Signs and Novelty Vibrators. Sexy Bedroom Games, Saucy Books, Raunchy Gift wrap. Blow Job Vouchers, Sex Cheques, Sex Coupons, Sexual Fantasy Vouchers.