the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts
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Sperm Shower Gel
Sperm Shower Gel. Rumour has it that spunk is good for the hair and skin and now you can put it to the test! Filled wi…
Price: £1.25
Willy Shower Gel
Willy Shower Gel. This not quite pint sized willy shaped shower gel makes a brilliant (and cheap) adult stocking filler…
Price: £1.25
Boobie Shower Gel
Boobie Shower Gel. There's not quite an A-cup's worth of shower gel in this boob shaped pack, but nevertheless …
Price: £1.25
Cartoon Kama Sutra Do Not Disturb Sign
This "Do Not Disturb" Sign is printed on stiff card with a cartoon position from the Kama Sutra and the w…
Price: £1.49
Glow In The Dark Love Rings
Glow In The Dark Love Rings A pack of 3 individually wrapped glow in the dark cock rings - The ideal gift for the man t…
Price: £1.99
Adult Playing Cards ~ Female
Adult Playing Cards - Female. Makes solitaire more interesting,whist less wistful and poker more pokey. Perfect f…
Price: £1.99
Red Light Girls Playing Cards
Red Light Girls Playing Cards. Big hairy muffs! Indulge yourself in some 1980's nostalgia - they weren't trimm…
Price: £1.99
Sex Dice ~ Glow In The Dark
Sex Dice ~ Glow in the dark bedroom fun! A playful and erotic way to bring the fun back into your sex life. Just roll …
Price: £1.99
Bath Book For Her
Bath Book For Her. Girls can have some fun in the bath with this plastic covered book of black and white photos. 5&quo…
Price: £1.49 £1.99
Bath Book For Him
Bath Book For Him. Enjoy soft porn, not soggy paper with this hi-tech plastic bath book. Artistic black and white phot…
Price: £1.49 £1.99
Love Dice ~ Glow in the Dark
Love Dice ~ Glow in the Dark. Put some fun back into your bedroom with these glow in the dark love dice. Just roll the…
Price: £1.99
XXX Lotto Game - Naughty Scratchcards
XXX Lotto Game - Naughty Scratchcards There are 10 of these saucy scratchcards in the pack, so there's plenty of na…
Price: £1.99
Sexy Gifts
Sexy Gifts from Smutty Gifts
Have fun with these naughty bedroom things, enjoy dressing up and getting undressed again.
Need a saucy novelty gift for a loved one? A sexy silly Valentines Day gift?
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Smutty Gifts stock a huge range of silly and saucy adult novelty gifts for all occasions. We've got Secret Santa covered with a huge choice of perfect rude Christmas presents. Willy shaped things aplenty for Hen Night Parties including Willy Balloons. Inflatable Sheep and After Curry Wipes for Stag Night Parties. Saucy aprons, including the infamous Sheepshagger Apron. Indulge your toilet humour with Farting Gifts. Smoking and Drinking Gifts. Naughty Nibbles and Rude Food, Chocolate Willies and Nipples, Chocolate Body Paint and After Sex Mints. Have fun in the bedroom with PVC Whips, Eye masks and fun dressing up costumes. Wild and Wet frolics in the bathroom with Sperm Shower Gel, Willy Shaped Gel Dispensers and Willy Soap on a Rope. Rude Mugs, Offensive Fridge Magnets, Naughty Novelty Metal Signs and Novelty Vibrators. Sexy Bedroom Games, Saucy Books, Raunchy Gift wrap. Blow Job Vouchers, Sex Cheques, Sex Coupons, Sexual Fantasy Vouchers.