the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts
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Coaster ~ First Impressions Count
Coaster ~ First Impressions Count A cork backed coaster printed with the slogan "First impressions count - So don&…
Price: £1.99
Coaster ~ Great Minds Think Alike
Coaster ~ Great Minds Think Alike A cork backed coaster printed with the slogan "Great minds think alike - We all …
Price: £1.99
Coaster ~ Honesty Is The Best Policy
Coaster ~ Honesty Is The Best Policy A cork backed coaster printed with the slogan "Honesty is the best policy - Y…
Price: £1.99
Coaster ~ Horny
Coaster ~ Horny A cork backed coaster printed with the slogan "Horny doesn't even begin to cover it" 4&q…
Price: £1.99
Coaster ~ Money Is The Root
Coaster ~ Money Is The Root A cork backed coaster printed with the slogan "Money is the root of all evil - but it …
Price: £1.99
Coaster ~ No Smoke Without Fire
Coaster ~ No Smoke Without Fire A cork backed coaster printed with the slogan "No smoke without fire - We all know…
Price: £1.99
Coaster ~ Sex Is Like Pizza
Coaster ~ Sex Is Like Pizza A cork backed coaster printed with the slogan "Sex is like Pizza. When it's …
Price: £1.99
Coaster ~ Size Doesn't Matter
Coaster ~ Size Doesn't Matter A cork backed coaster printed with the slogan "Size doesn't matter - But ser…
Price: £1.99
Coaster ~ Sleep Around
Coaster ~ Sleep Around, It's Fun A cork backed coaster printed with the slogan "Never put all your eggs in one…
Price: £1.99
Coaster ~ Spilt Milk
Coaster ~ Spilt Milk A cork backed coaster printed with the slogan "It's no use crying over spilt milk - We al…
Price: £1.99
Coaster ~ Variety Is The Spice Of Life
Coaster ~ Variety Is The Spice Of Life A cork backed coaster printed with the slogan "Variety is the spice of life…
Price: £1.99
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Smutty Gifts stock a huge range of silly and saucy adult novelty gifts for all occasions. We've got Secret Santa covered with a huge choice of perfect rude Christmas presents. Willy shaped things aplenty for Hen Night Parties including Willy Balloons. Inflatable Sheep and After Curry Wipes for Stag Night Parties. Saucy aprons, including the infamous Sheepshagger Apron. Indulge your toilet humour with Farting Gifts. Smoking and Drinking Gifts. Naughty Nibbles and Rude Food, Chocolate Willies and Nipples, Chocolate Body Paint and After Sex Mints. Have fun in the bedroom with PVC Whips, Eye masks and fun dressing up costumes. Wild and Wet frolics in the bathroom with Sperm Shower Gel, Willy Shaped Gel Dispensers and Willy Soap on a Rope. Rude Mugs, Offensive Fridge Magnets, Naughty Novelty Metal Signs and Novelty Vibrators. Sexy Bedroom Games, Saucy Books, Raunchy Gift wrap. Blow Job Vouchers, Sex Cheques, Sex Coupons, Sexual Fantasy Vouchers.