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Ladyboy Strip Mug
Ladyboy Strip Mug. Annoy and embarrass a mate with this strip mug! Just add a hot drink and watch as her clothes disap…
Price: £4.99 £5.99
Happy Man Bottle Opener~ Secret Santa Gift.
Happy Man Bottle Opener~ Secret Santa Gift. Following in the footsteps of the Happy Man Bottlestopper this cheeky fel…
Price: £3.99 £4.99
Bouncing Boob ~ Bouncy Ball
Bouncing Boob ~ Bouncy Ball A squishy little bouncing breast - which will appeal to just about any man. There's a …
Art Of Love Playing Cards
Art Of Love Playing Cards A traditional sized pack of playing cards illustrated with fairly explicit photographs o…
XXX Cartoon Playing Cards
XXX Cartoon Playing Cards A full-sized pack of playing cards that will add a certain something to a hen or stag night p…
Price: £2.49 £2.99
Comical Kama Sutra Playing Cards
Comical Kama Sutra Playing Cards. A full-sized pack of graphically rude playing cards. Each card has a hardc…
Price: £1.99 £2.99
Kama Sutra Toilet Paper ~ Rude Toilet Roll
Kama Sutra Toilet Paper. Have some good clean fun with this novelty toilet roll. Each sheet is printed with a cartoon …
Sex Dice ~ Glow In The Dark
Sex Dice ~ Glow in the dark bedroom fun! A playful and erotic way to bring the fun back into your sex life. Just roll …
Price: £0.99 £1.99
Toilet Tabletop Vacuum Cleaner
Toilet Tabletop Vacuum Cleaner. Utterly mind boggling...... It's a battery powered table top vacuum cleaner in the …
Price: £3.99 £6.99
Butt Tissue Box Cover
Butt Tissue Box Cover Cover up your unsightly box of tissues with this unsightly tissue box cover. You'll feel so …
Price: £4.99 £7.99
Projection Keyring ~ Hunks
This nifty little key ring projects a saucy image on walls and ceilings. Adult novelty fun for a girls night out, hen&n…
Price: £1.50 £1.99
Swearing Parrot Keyring ~ Polly The Insulting Parrot
Swearing Parrot Keyring ~ Polly The Insulting Parrot This feathered fiend has the vocabulary of a drunken sailor and no…
Secret Santa Gifts.
Secret Santa Gifts & Presents - Amuse, amaze and dismay your workmates with secret santa gifts from Smutty Gifts - the home of rude adult novelty gifts
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