the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts
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Romping Rosy ~ Inflatable Doll
Romping Rosy ~ Inflatable Doll Are you a total failure with women? Are you short in height and charm? Then t…
Price: £5.99
Blast Pants
Do your farts make people gag & run for the nearest window? Never fear.... Blast Pants are here! The ultimate …
Price: £5.99
Bullshit Megaphone
Simply push the light up button on the end of this hand held megaphone to hear one of 8 very loud ‘Bullshit’…
Price: £4.99 £8.99
'Government Issue' Little Willy Condoms
'Government Issue' Little Willy Condoms. For when you've come to the shocking conclusion that you're no…
Price: £1.99
Bollocks to Christmas ~ Santa Balls
Bollocks to Christmas ~ Santa Balls A traditional glass Christmas tree bauble decorated with the phrase: Bollock…
Price: £2.99
Mrs Santa ~ Sexy Christmas Bra,Thong & Hat
Have a little saucy fun this Christmas with this 3 piece "Mrs Santa" set. Ideal as an adult stocking filler o…
Price: £4.99 £6.99
Cannabis Joint Pen
Cannabis Joint Pen. Shock your friends and workmates with this polyresin ballpoint pen in the form of a large spliff, c…
Price: £2.49
Strip Mug For Her ~ Male Striptease Mug
Strip Mug For Her Make drinking tea or coffee more interesting with these striptease mugs. Just add a hot drink and wa…
Price: £5.99
Strip Mug For Him ~ Female Striptease Mug
Strip Mug For Him Make drinking tea or coffee more interesting with these striptease mugs. Just add a hot drink and wa…
Price: £5.99
Pink Puzzle Cube ~ For Blondes Only
Pink Puzzle Cube ~ For Blondes Only. A pink Rubik-style puzzle cube which will make the perfect gift for the dizzy blon…
Price: £1.99
Bikini Boys World 2012 Calendar
2012 Calendar featuring 12 different Max Hernn designs for the boys!. 1 month per page view. 30cm x 30cm…
Price: £7.49 £9.49
Mirror ~ I'm Fucking Fabulous
A "button" style mirror decorated with the slogan "I know, I know, I'm Fucking Fabulous" 3"…
Price: £2.50
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Smutty Gifts stock a huge range of silly and saucy adult novelty gifts for all occasions. We've got Secret Santa covered with a huge choice of perfect rude Christmas presents. Willy shaped things aplenty for Hen Night Parties including Willy Balloons. Inflatable Sheep and After Curry Wipes for Stag Night Parties. Saucy aprons, including the infamous Sheepshagger Apron. Indulge your toilet humour with Farting Gifts. Smoking and Drinking Gifts. Naughty Nibbles and Rude Food, Chocolate Willies and Nipples, Chocolate Body Paint and After Sex Mints. Have fun in the bedroom with PVC Whips, Eye masks and fun dressing up costumes. Wild and Wet frolics in the bathroom with Sperm Shower Gel, Willy Shaped Gel Dispensers and Willy Soap on a Rope. Rude Mugs, Offensive Fridge Magnets, Naughty Novelty Metal Signs and Novelty Vibrators. Sexy Bedroom Games, Saucy Books, Raunchy Gift wrap. Blow Job Vouchers, Sex Cheques, Sex Coupons, Sexual Fantasy Vouchers.