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  • 'Government Issue' Little Willy Condoms

    'Government Issue' Little Willy Condoms. For when you've come to the shocking conclusion that you're no…

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    'Government Issue' Little Willy Condoms

    Price: £1.99

  • 50 Shades Mints

     50 Shades Pain Relieving Mints You always hurt the one you love. Tin measures:  8 x 5.5cm Sugar free m…

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    50 Shades Mints

    Price: £1.99

  • 50 Shades of Brown Toilet Roll

    50 Shades of Brown A  new and innovative take on the book phenomenon of a similar name. This version contains a t…

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    50 Shades of Brown Toilet Roll

    Price: £3.99

  • Acrylic Bong

    Acrylic Bong. A handy little plastic bong which will make a suitably embarrassing Secret Santa gift for the "close…

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    Acrylic Bong

    Price: £3.99 £6.99

  • After Sex Tissues - Pocket Sized Pack

    After Sex Tissues - Pocket Size Now available in a pocket sized pack , there's no longer any need to lug aroun…

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    After Sex Tissues - Pocket Sized Pack

    Price: £0.99

  • Anti - Stress Therapy - Metal Sign

    Anti - Stress Therapy - Metal Sign. Place on a hard surface and beat head against the sign. Continue until uncons…

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    Anti - Stress Therapy - Metal Sign

    Price: £3.99 £4.99

  • Art Of Love Playing Cards

    Art Of Love Playing Cards A traditional sized pack of playing cards illustrated with fairly explicit photographs o…

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    Art Of Love Playing Cards

    Price: £2.99

  • Bad Girls - 50 Shades Door Hanger

    Good girls go to heaven.  Bad girls go to Mr Grey 50 Shades of Grey Doorhanger / Door Hanger   Fifty Shades…

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    Bad Girls - 50 Shades Door Hanger

    Price: £1.99

  • Bad Girls - 50 Shades Keyring

    Good girls go to heaven.  Bad girls go to Mr Grey. 50 Shades of Grey Keyring   Chunky metal keyring.&n…

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    Bad Girls - 50 Shades Keyring

    Price: £2.99

  • Bad Girls - Fifty Shades Mug

    Good girls go to heaven.  Bad girls go to Mr Grey pottery mug.   50 Shades of Grey    Fifty Shad…

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    Bad Girls - Fifty Shades Mug

    Price: £6.99

  • Bamforth Saucy Postcard Calendar 2013

    Bamforth Saucy Postcard Calendar 2013 An A4 landscape format calendar illustrated with iconic seaside postcards.  …

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    Bamforth Saucy Postcard Calendar 2013

    Price: £4.99 £6.99

  • Bath Book For Her

    Bath Book For Her. Girls can have some fun in the bath with this plastic covered book of black and white photos. 5&quo…

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    Bath Book For Her

    Price: £1.49 £1.99

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Secret Santa Gifts.

Secret Santa Gifts & Presents - Amuse, amaze and dismay your workmates with secret santa gifts from Smutty Gifts - the home of rude adult novelty gifts