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'Government Issue' Little Willy Condoms
'Government Issue' Little Willy Condoms. For when you've come to the shocking conclusion that you're no…
50 Shades Mints
50 Shades Pain Relieving Mints You always hurt the one you love. Tin measures: 8 x 5.5cm Sugar free m…
50 Shades of Brown Toilet Roll
50 Shades of Brown A new and innovative take on the book phenomenon of a similar name. This version contains a t…
Acrylic Bong. A handy little plastic bong which will make a suitably embarrassing Secret Santa gift for the "close…
Price: £3.99 £6.99
After Sex Tissues - Pocket Sized Pack
After Sex Tissues - Pocket Size Now available in a pocket sized pack , there's no longer any need to lug aroun…
Anti - Stress Therapy - Metal Sign
Anti - Stress Therapy - Metal Sign. Place on a hard surface and beat head against the sign. Continue until uncons…
Price: £3.99 £4.99
Art Of Love Playing Cards
Art Of Love Playing Cards A traditional sized pack of playing cards illustrated with fairly explicit photographs o…
Bad Girls - 50 Shades Door Hanger
Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go to Mr Grey 50 Shades of Grey Doorhanger / Door Hanger Fifty Shades…
Bad Girls - 50 Shades Keyring
Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go to Mr Grey. 50 Shades of Grey Keyring Chunky metal keyring.&n…
Bad Girls - Fifty Shades Mug
Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go to Mr Grey pottery mug. 50 Shades of Grey Fifty Shad…
Bamforth Saucy Postcard Calendar 2013
Bamforth Saucy Postcard Calendar 2013 An A4 landscape format calendar illustrated with iconic seaside postcards.  …
Price: £4.99 £6.99
Bath Book For Her
Bath Book For Her. Girls can have some fun in the bath with this plastic covered book of black and white photos. 5&quo…
Price: £1.49 £1.99
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Secret Santa Gifts & Presents - Amuse, amaze and dismay your workmates with secret santa gifts from Smutty Gifts - the home of rude adult novelty gifts
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