the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts
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Sex Dice ~ Glow In The Dark
Sex Dice ~ Glow in the dark bedroom fun! A playful and erotic way to bring the fun back into your sex life. Just roll …
Price: £1.99
Projection Keyring ~ Hunks
This nifty little key ring projects a saucy image on walls and ceilings. Adult novelty fun for a girls night out, hen&n…
Price: £1.99
Old Age Sex Book / Manual
A comprehensive manual for the Joys of Sex for the middle aged. Everything you need to know is contained within..... I…
Price: £1.99
Pink Puzzle Cube ~ For Blondes Only
Pink Puzzle Cube ~ For Blondes Only. A pink Rubik-style puzzle cube which will make the perfect gift for the dizzy blon…
Price: £1.99
Saucy Projection Keyring
This nifty little key ring projects a saucy image on walls and ceilings. Adult novelty fun for a lads night out,stag ni…
Price: £1.65 £1.99
Sexy Euro Coin
Sexy Euro Coin. Needless to say it a 69 Euro coin! Obviously it's not legal tender. A perfect gift for the coin c…
Price: £0.99 £1.99
This Wanker Called Notepad
This Wanker Called Notepad. Perfect as an adult novelty stocking filler or office secret santa gift. 4 x 6" ish.…
Price: £1.99
Complete Bollocks Notepad / Note Pad.
This Is Complete Bollocks Notepad / Note Pad. A novelty memo printed with the above message and the following check box…
Price: £1.99
Fucked Off Flat Sharer Memo Pad
A Message From A Fucked Off Flat Sharer Notepad / Note pad. A memo pad printed with the above message and also a select…
Price: £1.99
Bath Book For Him
Bath Book For Him. Enjoy soft porn, not soggy paper with this hi-tech plastic bath book. Artistic black and white phot…
Price: £1.49 £1.99
Bath Book For Her
Bath Book For Her. Girls can have some fun in the bath with this plastic covered book of black and white photos. 5&quo…
Price: £1.49 £1.99
Kama Sutra Pen
Kama Sutra Pen. Make writing so much more interesting with this hand painted resin ballpoint pen. 4 assorted designs -…
Price: £1.49 £1.99
Secret Santa Gifts
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Secret Santa Gifts & Presents - Amuse, amaze and dismay your workmates with secret santa gifts from Smutty Gifts - the home of rude adult novelty gifts
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Smutty Gifts stock a huge range of silly and saucy adult novelty gifts for all occasions. We've got Secret Santa covered with a huge choice of perfect rude Christmas presents. Willy shaped things aplenty for Hen Night Parties including Willy Balloons. Inflatable Sheep and After Curry Wipes for Stag Night Parties. Saucy aprons, including the infamous Sheepshagger Apron. Indulge your toilet humour with Farting Gifts. Smoking and Drinking Gifts. Naughty Nibbles and Rude Food, Chocolate Willies and Nipples, Chocolate Body Paint and After Sex Mints. Have fun in the bedroom with PVC Whips, Eye masks and fun dressing up costumes. Wild and Wet frolics in the bathroom with Sperm Shower Gel, Willy Shaped Gel Dispensers and Willy Soap on a Rope. Rude Mugs, Offensive Fridge Magnets, Naughty Novelty Metal Signs and Novelty Vibrators. Sexy Bedroom Games, Saucy Books, Raunchy Gift wrap. Blow Job Vouchers, Sex Cheques, Sex Coupons, Sexual Fantasy Vouchers.