the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts
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1970s Retro Bush Merkin
Take a trip back in time to the seventies with this bushy retro-style merkin. Go 'au naturel' immediately …
Price: £3.99
'Government Issue' Little Willy Condoms
'Government Issue' Little Willy Condoms. For when you've come to the shocking conclusion that you're no…
Price: £1.99
Acrylic Bong
Acrylic Bong. A handy little plastic bong which will make a suitably embarrassing Secret Santa gift for the "close…
Price: £5.99 £6.99
After Sex Tissue
After Sex Tissue Wipe away the shame with these After Sex Tissues and avoid the squabble over who sleeps in the wet pat…
Price: £2.99 £3.50
Anti - Stress Therapy - Metal Sign
Anti - Stress Therapy - Metal Sign. Place on a hard surface and beat head against the sign. Continue until uncons…
Price: £4.99
Art Of Love Playing Cards
Art Of Love Playing Cards A traditional sized pack of playing cards illustrated with fairly explicit photographs o…
Price: £2.99
Bath Book For Him
Bath Book For Him. Enjoy soft porn, not soggy paper with this hi-tech plastic bath book. Artistic black and white phot…
Price: £1.49 £1.99
Bath Book For Her
Bath Book For Her. Girls can have some fun in the bath with this plastic covered book of black and white photos. 5&quo…
Price: £1.49 £1.99
Bed Snake Bat
Bed Snake Bat. An effective birth control device*. After years of relentless research it has been discovered that preg…
Price: £2.99
Belly Button Brush
Belly Button Brush. The perfect gift for someone that thought they had everything. A surprisingly good quality silver …
Price: £6.99
Bikini Boys World 2012 Calendar
2012 Calendar featuring 12 different Max Hernn designs for the boys!. 1 month per page view. 30cm x 30cm…
Price: £7.49 £9.49
Blast Pants
Do your farts make people gag & run for the nearest window? Never fear.... Blast Pants are here! The ultimate …
Price: £5.99
Secret Santa Gifts
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Smutty Gifts stock a huge range of silly and saucy adult novelty gifts for all occasions. We've got Secret Santa covered with a huge choice of perfect rude Christmas presents. Willy shaped things aplenty for Hen Night Parties including Willy Balloons. Inflatable Sheep and After Curry Wipes for Stag Night Parties. Saucy aprons, including the infamous Sheepshagger Apron. Indulge your toilet humour with Farting Gifts. Smoking and Drinking Gifts. Naughty Nibbles and Rude Food, Chocolate Willies and Nipples, Chocolate Body Paint and After Sex Mints. Have fun in the bedroom with PVC Whips, Eye masks and fun dressing up costumes. Wild and Wet frolics in the bathroom with Sperm Shower Gel, Willy Shaped Gel Dispensers and Willy Soap on a Rope. Rude Mugs, Offensive Fridge Magnets, Naughty Novelty Metal Signs and Novelty Vibrators. Sexy Bedroom Games, Saucy Books, Raunchy Gift wrap. Blow Job Vouchers, Sex Cheques, Sex Coupons, Sexual Fantasy Vouchers.