the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts
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Dickie Bow
Dickie Bow. Every well dressed Willy should be sporting one of these smart black satin bow ties this year. Gift boxed.…
Price: £1.99
Quickie Knickers ~ Crotchless Knickers
Quickie Knickers ~ Crotchless Knickers. Make your life so much easier with these crotchless Quickie Knickers. Sewn int…
Price: £2.99
Panty Rose - Novelty St. Valentine's Day Gift
Panty Rose - A novelty St. Valentine's day gift. Romance and raunchiness in one gift, well that would be a blo…
Price: £2.99
Inta-Mates Undies
Inta-Mates Undies. Sharing your partners undies is exciting... and it has been made easy with these fantastic new "…
Price: £2.99 £3.25
Blow Job Undies
Blow Job Undies. No more fumbling with awkward underwear - get straight down to business with these easy access Blowjob…
Price: £3.99
Farting Undies
Farting Undies. Trapped wind? It's no longer a problem.... free your flatulence with these fart friendly ventilate…
Price: £3.99
Stud Undies
Stud Undies. Even if you're not one to brag, you'll be thrilled with these "perfect fit" stud undies!…
Price: £3.99
Pink Punk Bush Merkin
Get punky pink pubes instantly with Smutty Gifts very own Bushy Pink Merkin pubic wig. Supplied with some spare tit tap…
Price: £3.99
1970s Retro Bush Merkin
Take a trip back in time to the seventies with this bushy retro-style merkin. Go 'au naturel' immediately …
Price: £3.99
1980s Retro Bush Merkin
Take a trip back in time to the eighties with this bushy retro-style merkin. Our 1980's Retro Bush Merkin will help…
Price: £3.99
Noisy Animal Loincloth ~ Cockerel
Noisy Animal Loincloth These noisy animal loincloths might just bring out the animal in you or your partner in the bedr…
Price: £4.99
Noisy Animal Loincloth ~ Elephant
Noisy Animal Loincloth - Elephant These noisy animal loincloths might just bring out the animal in you or your partner …
Price: £4.99
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Smutty Gifts stock a huge range of silly and saucy adult novelty gifts for all occasions. We've got Secret Santa covered with a huge choice of perfect rude Christmas presents. Willy shaped things aplenty for Hen Night Parties including Willy Balloons. Inflatable Sheep and After Curry Wipes for Stag Night Parties. Saucy aprons, including the infamous Sheepshagger Apron. Indulge your toilet humour with Farting Gifts. Smoking and Drinking Gifts. Naughty Nibbles and Rude Food, Chocolate Willies and Nipples, Chocolate Body Paint and After Sex Mints. Have fun in the bedroom with PVC Whips, Eye masks and fun dressing up costumes. Wild and Wet frolics in the bathroom with Sperm Shower Gel, Willy Shaped Gel Dispensers and Willy Soap on a Rope. Rude Mugs, Offensive Fridge Magnets, Naughty Novelty Metal Signs and Novelty Vibrators. Sexy Bedroom Games, Saucy Books, Raunchy Gift wrap. Blow Job Vouchers, Sex Cheques, Sex Coupons, Sexual Fantasy Vouchers.