the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts
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Dickie Bow
Dickie Bow. Every well dressed Willy should be sporting one of these smart black satin bow ties this year. Gift boxed.…
Price: £1.99
Quickie Knickers ~ Crotchless Knickers
Quickie Knickers ~ Crotchless Knickers. Make your life so much easier with these crotchless Quickie Knickers. Sewn int…
Price: £2.99
Panty Rose - Novelty St. Valentine's Day Gift
Panty Rose - A novelty St. Valentine's day gift. Romance and raunchiness in one gift, well that would be a blo…
Price: £2.99
Pink Furry Handcuffs
A pair of pink furry handcuffs which seem to be a hen night party essential. Stay close to the one you love, or cuff hi…
Price: £1.99 £2.99
Inta-Mates Undies
Inta-Mates Undies. Sharing your partners undies is exciting... and it has been made easy with these fantastic new "…
Price: £2.99 £3.25
Knackered ~ Pink Satin Eyemask
Ladies.....Now you don't even have to say it! Just don this pink satin eyemask and he'll get the message - and …
Price: £3.49
Black Sequin Nipple Tassels
Naughty Nipple Tassels. Ideal for a risque hen night party or a little bedroom fun! A pair of heart shaped black …
Price: £3.99
Showcase Nipple Teasers
Showcase Nipple Teasers Three pairs of self adhesive nipple covers - Choose from Lips, Hearts or cover up completely wi…
Price: £3.99
Blow Job Undies
Blow Job Undies. No more fumbling with awkward underwear - get straight down to business with these easy access Blowjob…
Price: £3.99
Farting Undies
Farting Undies. Trapped wind? It's no longer a problem.... free your flatulence with these fart friendly ventilate…
Price: £3.99
Stud Undies
Stud Undies. Even if you're not one to brag, you'll be thrilled with these "perfect fit" stud undies!…
Price: £3.99
Naughty Nipple Tassels ~ Red Sequins
Naughty Nipple Tassels. A pair of heart shaped red sequined nipple tassels with special self adhesive pads. Ideal for …
Price: £3.99
Adult Dressing Up
Adult Dressing Up
Spice up your bedroom fun and indulge your fantasies with Smutty Gifts range of saucy adult dressing up costumes.
Feather bra's, furry handcuffs, his and hers thongs.
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Smutty Gifts stock a huge range of silly and saucy adult novelty gifts for all occasions. We've got Secret Santa covered with a huge choice of perfect rude Christmas presents. Willy shaped things aplenty for Hen Night Parties including Willy Balloons. Inflatable Sheep and After Curry Wipes for Stag Night Parties. Saucy aprons, including the infamous Sheepshagger Apron. Indulge your toilet humour with Farting Gifts. Smoking and Drinking Gifts. Naughty Nibbles and Rude Food, Chocolate Willies and Nipples, Chocolate Body Paint and After Sex Mints. Have fun in the bedroom with PVC Whips, Eye masks and fun dressing up costumes. Wild and Wet frolics in the bathroom with Sperm Shower Gel, Willy Shaped Gel Dispensers and Willy Soap on a Rope. Rude Mugs, Offensive Fridge Magnets, Naughty Novelty Metal Signs and Novelty Vibrators. Sexy Bedroom Games, Saucy Books, Raunchy Gift wrap. Blow Job Vouchers, Sex Cheques, Sex Coupons, Sexual Fantasy Vouchers.