the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts
Search our Smutty Gifts range for that perfect gift that will wow your friends and make your mother blush!
Knackered ~ Pink Satin Eyemask
Ladies.....Now you don't even have to say it! Just don this pink satin eyemask and he'll get the message - and …
Price: £3.49
Blind Love Soft Mask
Blind Love Soft Mask. Experience a new sensual stimulation with this black blindfold. The soft bondage mask is made …
Price: £3.50
Eye Mask - The Bitch Is Sleeping
Eye Mask - "The bitch is sleeping". And let sleeping dogs lie... whilst wearing a pink fur eye mask embroider…
Price: £3.99
Eye Mask - Its Fucking Dark In Here
Green fur fabric eye mask embroidered with the words - "Its fucking dark in here". Ideal for use wh…
Price: £3.99
Satin Eye Mask - Sex Slave
Satin Eye Mask - "Sex Slave". A black trimmed red satin eyemask embroidered with the words "Sex Slave&qu…
Price: £3.99
Satin Eye Mask - Fuck Off
Satin Eye Mask - "Fuck off". A satin and sequin eyemask embroidered with the words "Fuck Off" A po…
Price: £3.99
Satin Eye Mask - Ask Me First
Satin Eye Mask - Ask Me First. Pink satin eyemask embroidered with the words "ask me first" and a pair of sle…
Price: £3.99
Pleasure Masks - 2 Pack
Pleasure Masks - 2 Pack Two cotton eyemasks that could provide some extra bedroom excitement for a couple. Tease one a…
Price: £5.99
Fun Eyemasks
Fun Eyemasks
Eye masks for blindfolded fun, hen nights and secret santa gifts.
Just say 'No' with one of Smutty Gifts many funny eyemasks.
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Smutty Gifts stock a huge range of silly and saucy adult novelty gifts for all occasions. We've got Secret Santa covered with a huge choice of perfect rude Christmas presents. Willy shaped things aplenty for Hen Night Parties including Willy Balloons. Inflatable Sheep and After Curry Wipes for Stag Night Parties. Saucy aprons, including the infamous Sheepshagger Apron. Indulge your toilet humour with Farting Gifts. Smoking and Drinking Gifts. Naughty Nibbles and Rude Food, Chocolate Willies and Nipples, Chocolate Body Paint and After Sex Mints. Have fun in the bedroom with PVC Whips, Eye masks and fun dressing up costumes. Wild and Wet frolics in the bathroom with Sperm Shower Gel, Willy Shaped Gel Dispensers and Willy Soap on a Rope. Rude Mugs, Offensive Fridge Magnets, Naughty Novelty Metal Signs and Novelty Vibrators. Sexy Bedroom Games, Saucy Books, Raunchy Gift wrap. Blow Job Vouchers, Sex Cheques, Sex Coupons, Sexual Fantasy Vouchers.