the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts
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Romping Rosy ~ Inflatable Doll
Romping Rosy ~ Inflatable Doll Are you a total failure with women? Are you short in height and charm? Then t…
Price: £5.99
Pink Whip - Naughty Grrl Toyz
Pink Whip - Naughty Grrl Toyz. Naughty Grrl Toyz Pink Whip is a top quality 22" soft whip finished in plush p…
Price: £9.99
Bag of Love - Valentines Gift
Bag of Love. A superb Valentine's day gift - make February 14th truly memorable. Contained in a generously sized r…
Price: £19.99 £24.99
Bathtime Bunny
Bathtime Bunny. Splash around with this wonderful waterproof vibrator with tantalizing rabbit shaped stimulator. Takin…
Price: £14.99
Chi Chi LaRues Rascal Wear Leather Wrist Cuffs
Chi Chi LaRues Rascal Wear Leather Wrist Cuffs. Another great product from Chi Chi la Rue’s colleXXXion! Enjoy t…
Price: £18.99 £24.99
Chocolate Vibrator
Chocolate Vibrator Introducing the product that renders men redundant! After all, what do most women love.....sex an…
Price: £6.99
Deluxe Gem Vibrator
Deluxe Gem Vibrator. A 7.5" midi vibe. Multi-speed. Uses 2 C type batteries
Price: £6.99 £9.99
In Case Of Emergency Vibrator
Emergency mini vibrator. For those moments of sexual desperation just tear off the strip...... A "chrome" fi…
Price: £4.99
Ever Ready Freddy
Ever Ready Freddy -The talking vibrator. Open the box and you'll be greeted by one of four phrases. &qu…
Price: £5.99 £6.99
Funky Bondage Tape
Funky Bondage Tape. Bondage tape is without doubt the ultimate fetish accessory. It bonds, gags, blindfolds, mummifies …
Price: £4.99
Hobbit Holly ~ Inflatable Doll
Hobbit Holly ~ Inflatable Doll Are you pushed for space and can't get laid? The miniature inflatable love doll Hob…
Price: £5.99
I Rub My Wormie Massager
I Rub My Wormie. About the most powerful battery operated massager on the market, this cute looking Wormie is packaged …
Price: £19.99 £28.99
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Novelty Vibrators and Sex Toys.
A collection of novelty vibrators for silly sexy fun, secret santa gifts and hen night parties.
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Smutty Gifts stock a huge range of silly and saucy adult novelty gifts for all occasions. We've got Secret Santa covered with a huge choice of perfect rude Christmas presents. Willy shaped things aplenty for Hen Night Parties including Willy Balloons. Inflatable Sheep and After Curry Wipes for Stag Night Parties. Saucy aprons, including the infamous Sheepshagger Apron. Indulge your toilet humour with Farting Gifts. Smoking and Drinking Gifts. Naughty Nibbles and Rude Food, Chocolate Willies and Nipples, Chocolate Body Paint and After Sex Mints. Have fun in the bedroom with PVC Whips, Eye masks and fun dressing up costumes. Wild and Wet frolics in the bathroom with Sperm Shower Gel, Willy Shaped Gel Dispensers and Willy Soap on a Rope. Rude Mugs, Offensive Fridge Magnets, Naughty Novelty Metal Signs and Novelty Vibrators. Sexy Bedroom Games, Saucy Books, Raunchy Gift wrap. Blow Job Vouchers, Sex Cheques, Sex Coupons, Sexual Fantasy Vouchers.