Search our Smutty Gifts range for that perfect gift that will wow your friends and make your mother blush!
Sperm Shower Gel
Sperm Shower Gel. Rumour has it that spunk is good for the hair and skin and now you can put it to the test! Filled wi…
Willy Shower Gel
Willy Shower Gel. This not quite pint sized willy shaped shower gel makes a brilliant (and cheap) adult stocking filler…
Boobie Shower Gel
Boobie Shower Gel. There's not quite an A-cup's worth of shower gel in this boob shaped pack, but nevertheless …
Willy Shaped Sponge
This willy shaped sponge will help even the dirtiest girl scrub up like new. Needless to say it's 7 1/2&quo…
Cheesy Cock Soap
Cheesy Cock Soap Citrus soap 25g Approx 4.5cm diameter It might not be the size that yo…
Sweaty Beaver Soap
Sweaty Beaver Soap Citrus soap 25g Approx 4.5cm diameter It might not be the size that …
Bath Book For Him
Bath Book For Him. Enjoy soft porn, not soggy paper with this hi-tech plastic bath book. Artistic black and white phot…
Price: £1.49 £1.99
Bath Book For Her
Bath Book For Her. Girls can have some fun in the bath with this plastic covered book of black and white photos. 5&quo…
Price: £1.49 £1.99
Wash Away Your Boyfriend Blues Shampoo
Wash Away Your Boyfriend Blues Shampoo. Have you got a friend with man problems? Cheer them up or annoy them with…
Price: £0.50 £2.50
The Holy Soap
The Holy Soap makes bathtime a "hole" lot more interesting! Yep, you guessed it - it's a rectangular …
Price: £1.99 £2.99
Mother Ducker! ~ Rude Rubber Duck
Mother Ducker! ~ Rude Rubber Duck. If Samuel L Jackson was a rubber duck....................... 3 1/2" /&nb…
Suck My Duck! ~ Rude Rubber Duck
Suck My Duck! ~ Rude Rubber Duck. Brighten up your bathroom with this cheeky orange rubber duck. He's cute, so ple…
Bathroom Novelty Gifts
Have some good clean fun in your bathroom with these adult novelty gifts.
Rub a dub dub in the tub with a love duck! Willy shaped soaps, boobie, willy and sperm shower gels.
Willy sponges and willy shaped shampoo dispensers.
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