the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts
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Sperm Shower Gel
Sperm Shower Gel. Rumour has it that spunk is good for the hair and skin and now you can put it to the test! Filled wi…
Price: £1.25
Willy Shower Gel
Willy Shower Gel. This not quite pint sized willy shaped shower gel makes a brilliant (and cheap) adult stocking filler…
Price: £1.25
Boobie Shower Gel
Boobie Shower Gel. There's not quite an A-cup's worth of shower gel in this boob shaped pack, but nevertheless …
Price: £1.25
Willy Shaped Sponge
This willy shaped sponge will help even the dirtiest girl scrub up like new. Needless to say it's 7 1/2&quo…
Price: £1.49
Bath Book For Him
Bath Book For Him. Enjoy soft porn, not soggy paper with this hi-tech plastic bath book. Artistic black and white phot…
Price: £1.49 £1.99
Bath Book For Her
Bath Book For Her. Girls can have some fun in the bath with this plastic covered book of black and white photos. 5&quo…
Price: £1.49 £1.99
Wash Away Your Sins Shampoo
Wash Away Your Sins Shampoo. Have you been Naughty? Absolve yourself of sin easily and cheaply with this shampoo.…
Price: £0.99 £2.50
Wash Away Your Boyfriend Blues Shampoo
Wash Away Your Boyfriend Blues Shampoo. Have you got a friend with man problems? Cheer them up or annoy them with…
Price: £0.99 £2.50
Wash Away Your One Night Stand Shampoo
Wash Away Your One Night Stand Shampoo. Ideal for the morning after a hen night party! Perfect for a hen night party p…
Price: £0.99 £2.50
The Holy Soap
The Holy Soap makes bathtime a "hole" lot more interesting! Yep, you guessed it - it's a rectangular …
Price: £2.50 £2.99
Willie Soap On A Rope
Willie Soap On A Rope. It's pink, willy shaped, soap and it's on a rope. 4 1/2" / 11cm …
Price: £2.99
Boob Flannel
Boob Flannel. Face washing has just been made fun! He'll be happy to scrub away burying his head in the buxom pink…
Price: £2.99 £3.99
Bathroom Novelties
Bathroom Novelty Gifts
Have some good clean fun in your bathroom with these adult novelty gifts.
Rub a dub dub in the tub with a love duck! Willy shaped soaps, boobie, willy and sperm shower gels.
Willy sponges and willy shaped shampoo dispensers.
Here at smuttygifts.com we aim to bring you the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts.
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Smutty Gifts stock a huge range of silly and saucy adult novelty gifts for all occasions. We've got Secret Santa covered with a huge choice of perfect rude Christmas presents. Willy shaped things aplenty for Hen Night Parties including Willy Balloons. Inflatable Sheep and After Curry Wipes for Stag Night Parties. Saucy aprons, including the infamous Sheepshagger Apron. Indulge your toilet humour with Farting Gifts. Smoking and Drinking Gifts. Naughty Nibbles and Rude Food, Chocolate Willies and Nipples, Chocolate Body Paint and After Sex Mints. Have fun in the bedroom with PVC Whips, Eye masks and fun dressing up costumes. Wild and Wet frolics in the bathroom with Sperm Shower Gel, Willy Shaped Gel Dispensers and Willy Soap on a Rope. Rude Mugs, Offensive Fridge Magnets, Naughty Novelty Metal Signs and Novelty Vibrators. Sexy Bedroom Games, Saucy Books, Raunchy Gift wrap. Blow Job Vouchers, Sex Cheques, Sex Coupons, Sexual Fantasy Vouchers.