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  • Sperm Shower Gel

    Sperm Shower Gel. Rumour has it that spunk is good for the hair and skin and now you can put it to the test! Filled wi…

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    Sperm Shower Gel

    Price: £1.25

  • Willy Shower Gel

    Willy Shower Gel. This not quite pint sized willy shaped shower gel makes a brilliant (and cheap) adult stocking filler…

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    Willy Shower Gel

    Price: £1.25

  • Boobie Shower Gel

    Boobie Shower Gel. There's not quite an A-cup's worth of shower gel in this boob shaped pack, but nevertheless …

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    Boobie Shower Gel

    Price: £1.25

  • Willy Shaped Sponge

    This willy shaped sponge will help even the dirtiest girl scrub up like new.   Needless to say it's 7 1/2&quo…

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    Willy Shaped Sponge

    Price: £1.49

  • Cheesy Cock Soap

    Cheesy Cock Soap   Citrus soap 25g    Approx 4.5cm diameter    It might not be the size that yo…

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    Cheesy Cock Soap

    Price: £1.99

  • Sweaty Beaver Soap

    Sweaty Beaver Soap   Citrus soap 25g    Approx 4.5cm diameter    It might not be the size that …

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    Sweaty Beaver Soap

    Price: £1.99

  • Bath Book For Him

    Bath Book For Him. Enjoy soft porn, not soggy paper with this hi-tech plastic bath book. Artistic black and white phot…

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    Bath Book For Him

    Price: £1.49 £1.99

  • Bath Book For Her

    Bath Book For Her. Girls can have some fun in the bath with this plastic covered book of black and white photos. 5&quo…

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    Bath Book For Her

    Price: £1.49 £1.99

  • Wash Away Your Boyfriend Blues Shampoo

    Wash Away Your Boyfriend Blues Shampoo. Have you got a friend with man problems?  Cheer them up or annoy them with…

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    Wash Away Your Boyfriend Blues Shampoo

    Price: £0.50 £2.50

  • The Holy Soap

    The Holy Soap makes bathtime a "hole" lot more interesting! Yep, you guessed it - it's a rectangular …

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    The Holy Soap

    Price: £1.99 £2.99

  • Mother Ducker! ~ Rude Rubber Duck

    Mother Ducker! ~ Rude Rubber Duck. If Samuel L Jackson was a rubber duck....................... 3 1/2"  /&nb…

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    Mother Ducker! ~ Rude Rubber Duck

    Price: £3.99

  • Suck My Duck! ~ Rude Rubber Duck

    Suck My Duck! ~ Rude Rubber Duck. Brighten up your bathroom with this cheeky orange rubber duck. He's cute, so ple…

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    Suck My Duck! ~ Rude Rubber Duck

    Price: £3.99

Bathroom Novelties

Bathroom Novelty Gifts

Have some good clean fun in your bathroom with these adult novelty gifts.

Rub a dub dub in the tub with a love duck!  Willy shaped soaps, boobie, willy and sperm shower gels.

Willy sponges and willy shaped shampoo dispensers.