the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts
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Bathtime Bunny
Bathtime Bunny. Splash around with this wonderful waterproof vibrator with tantalizing rabbit shaped stimulator. Takin…
Price: £14.99
Bath Book For Him
Bath Book For Him. Enjoy soft porn, not soggy paper with this hi-tech plastic bath book. Artistic black and white phot…
Price: £1.49 £1.99
Bath Book For Her
Bath Book For Her. Girls can have some fun in the bath with this plastic covered book of black and white photos. 5&quo…
Price: £1.49 £1.99
Boobie Shower Gel
Boobie Shower Gel. There's not quite an A-cup's worth of shower gel in this boob shaped pack, but nevertheless …
Price: £1.25
Boob Flannel
Boob Flannel. Face washing has just been made fun! He'll be happy to scrub away burying his head in the buxom pink…
Price: £2.99 £3.99
Duck With A Dick
Duck With A Dick. Why? Why not! On the surface this dear little rubber ducky looks sweet and innocent, but lurking dow…
Price: £3.99
Hand Shaped Soap
Hand Shaped Soap On A Rope The ideal gift for a single man, especially one that likes to linger in the shower. It'…
Price: £4.49
Little Fizzy Bath Time Willies
Little Fizzy Bath Time Willies A pack Of 7 little fizzing willy bath bombs, which the packaging claims will last all we…
Price: £4.99
Vibro Love Duckie
Vibro Love Duckie. For the best in rubber entertainment look no further than this vibrating duck for your naughty batht…
Price: £6.99
Sperm Shower Gel
Sperm Shower Gel. Rumour has it that spunk is good for the hair and skin and now you can put it to the test! Filled wi…
Price: £1.25
The Holy Soap
The Holy Soap makes bathtime a "hole" lot more interesting! Yep, you guessed it - it's a rectangular …
Price: £2.50 £2.99
Wash Away Your One Night Stand Shampoo
Wash Away Your One Night Stand Shampoo. Ideal for the morning after a hen night party! Perfect for a hen night party p…
Price: £0.99 £2.50
Bathroom Novelties
Bathroom Novelty Gifts
Have some good clean fun in your bathroom with these adult novelty gifts.
Rub a dub dub in the tub with a love duck! Willy shaped soaps, boobie, willy and sperm shower gels.
Willy sponges and willy shaped shampoo dispensers.
Here at smuttygifts.com we aim to bring you the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts.
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Smutty Gifts stock a huge range of silly and saucy adult novelty gifts for all occasions. We've got Secret Santa covered with a huge choice of perfect rude Christmas presents. Willy shaped things aplenty for Hen Night Parties including Willy Balloons. Inflatable Sheep and After Curry Wipes for Stag Night Parties. Saucy aprons, including the infamous Sheepshagger Apron. Indulge your toilet humour with Farting Gifts. Smoking and Drinking Gifts. Naughty Nibbles and Rude Food, Chocolate Willies and Nipples, Chocolate Body Paint and After Sex Mints. Have fun in the bedroom with PVC Whips, Eye masks and fun dressing up costumes. Wild and Wet frolics in the bathroom with Sperm Shower Gel, Willy Shaped Gel Dispensers and Willy Soap on a Rope. Rude Mugs, Offensive Fridge Magnets, Naughty Novelty Metal Signs and Novelty Vibrators. Sexy Bedroom Games, Saucy Books, Raunchy Gift wrap. Blow Job Vouchers, Sex Cheques, Sex Coupons, Sexual Fantasy Vouchers.