the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts
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Ho Bloody Ho ~ Red Santa Ball
Ho Bloody Ho ~ Santa Balls A traditional glass Christmas tree bauble decorated with the phrase: Ho Bloody Ho Approxim…
Price: £2.99
Ho Bloody Ho ~ White Santa Ball
Ho Bloody Ho ~ White Santa Ball A traditional glass Christmas tree bauble decorated with the phrase: Ho Bloody Ho App…
Price: £2.99
Ho Bloody Ho ~ Gold Santa Ball
Ho Bloody Ho ~ Santa Balls A traditional glass Christmas tree bauble decorated with the phrase: Ho Bloody Ho ~ Santa B…
Price: £2.99
Merry Fucking Christmas ~ Santa Balls
Merry Fucking Christmas ~ Santa Balls A traditional glass Christmas tree bauble decorated with the phrase: Merry Fucki…
Price: £2.99
Have A Crap Christmas ~ Santa Balls
Have A Crap Christmas ~ Santa Balls A traditional glass Christmas tree bauble decorated with the phrase: Have A Crap C…
Price: £2.99
Merry Christmas Wanker ~ Santa Balls
Merry Christmas Wanker ~ Santa Balls A traditional glass Christmas tree bauble decorated with the phrase: Merry Christ…
Price: £2.99
Bollocks to Christmas ~ Santa Balls
Bollocks to Christmas ~ Santa Balls A traditional glass Christmas tree bauble decorated with the phrase: Bollock…
Price: £2.99
Merry Bloody Christmas ~ Santa Balls
Merry Bloody Christmas ~ Santa Balls A traditional glass Christmas tree bauble decorated with the phrase: Merry Bloody…
Price: £2.99
Well Hung ~ Santa Balls
Well Hung ~ Santa Balls A traditional glass Christmas tree bauble decorated with the phrase: Well Hung Approxima…
Price: £2.99
Merry Christmas You Knob ~ Santa Balls
Merry Christmas You Knob ~ Santa Balls A traditional glass Christmas tree bauble decorated with the phrase: …
Price: £2.99
Christmas Sucks ~ Santa Balls
Christmas Sucks ~ Santa Balls A traditional glass Christmas tree bauble decorated with the phrase: Christmas Suck…
Price: £2.99
Santas Bitch ~ Santa Balls
Santas Bitch ~ Santa Balls A traditional glass Christmas tree bauble decorated with the phrase: Santas Bitch &nbs…
Price: £2.99
Santa Balls
Santa Balls - Rude Christmas Tree Baubles
Bah bloody humbug! Funny rude Christmas tree baubles? Balls!
If you want to have a Christmas tree with a smutty difference why not deck it out with some Santa Balls from Smutty Gifts?
Great for secret santa presents and adult stocking fillers.
Here at smuttygifts.com we aim to bring you the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts.
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Smutty Gifts stock a huge range of silly and saucy adult novelty gifts for all occasions. We've got Secret Santa covered with a huge choice of perfect rude Christmas presents. Willy shaped things aplenty for Hen Night Parties including Willy Balloons. Inflatable Sheep and After Curry Wipes for Stag Night Parties. Saucy aprons, including the infamous Sheepshagger Apron. Indulge your toilet humour with Farting Gifts. Smoking and Drinking Gifts. Naughty Nibbles and Rude Food, Chocolate Willies and Nipples, Chocolate Body Paint and After Sex Mints. Have fun in the bedroom with PVC Whips, Eye masks and fun dressing up costumes. Wild and Wet frolics in the bathroom with Sperm Shower Gel, Willy Shaped Gel Dispensers and Willy Soap on a Rope. Rude Mugs, Offensive Fridge Magnets, Naughty Novelty Metal Signs and Novelty Vibrators. Sexy Bedroom Games, Saucy Books, Raunchy Gift wrap. Blow Job Vouchers, Sex Cheques, Sex Coupons, Sexual Fantasy Vouchers.