the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts
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Bikini Boys World 2012 Calendar
2012 Calendar featuring 12 different Max Hernn designs for the boys!. 1 month per page view. 30cm x 30cm…
Price: £7.49 £9.49
Fucked Off Flat Sharer Memo Pad
A Message From A Fucked Off Flat Sharer Notepad / Note pad. A memo pad printed with the above message and also a select…
Price: £1.99
Boobie / Breast Note Pad
Boobie / Breast Note Pad. Keep abreast of your paperwork with this breast shaped note pad. Makes a fun Secret Santa gi…
Price: £2.49 £3.99
Bum Note Pad / Notepad
Bum Note Pad / Notepad. You'll soon get to the bottom of your chores with this jotter pad. 7 1/2" …
Price: £2.49 £3.99
Notepad ~ I'm A Little Behind
I'm A Little Behind Notepad. A message you'll be happy to receive, whether you do anything after receiving it i…
Price: £1.99
Notepad ~ Life's A Bitch
Life's A Bitch Notepad. So here's a note to one! For those warm and friendly inter - office memos. …
Price: £1.99
Sexy Lips Note Pad
Sexy Lips Note Pad A pair of moist lips pout seductively from the hard cover of this note pad. Approx 150 blank w…
Price: £2.49 £3.99
Thanks For Parking So Close ~ Notepad / Note Pad.
Thanks For Parking So Close...........next time leave a fucking can-opener so I can get my car out. Arseholes like you …
Price: £1.99
The Working Girls Doodle Pad.
The Working Girl's Doodle Pad. Spend those idle moments between 9am and 5pm doing something useful by filling in th…
Price: £1.99
Notepad ~ Things To Do Today
Things To Do Today Notepad. If only life were this simple! But we can all live in hope....... and in the meantime I…
Price: £1.99
Notepad ~ This Bastard Called
This Bastard Called Notepad. A novelty gift for the politically incorrect secretary. The bastard in question was …
Price: £1.99
Complete Bollocks Notepad / Note Pad.
This Is Complete Bollocks Notepad / Note Pad. A novelty memo printed with the above message and the following check box…
Price: £1.99
Naughty Notepads
Rude naughty notepads make great cheap secret santa gifts for your workmates.
While you were out this bastard/wanker called? You need a rude naughty notepad from Smutty Gifts.
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Smutty Gifts stock a huge range of silly and saucy adult novelty gifts for all occasions. We've got Secret Santa covered with a huge choice of perfect rude Christmas presents. Willy shaped things aplenty for Hen Night Parties including Willy Balloons. Inflatable Sheep and After Curry Wipes for Stag Night Parties. Saucy aprons, including the infamous Sheepshagger Apron. Indulge your toilet humour with Farting Gifts. Smoking and Drinking Gifts. Naughty Nibbles and Rude Food, Chocolate Willies and Nipples, Chocolate Body Paint and After Sex Mints. Have fun in the bedroom with PVC Whips, Eye masks and fun dressing up costumes. Wild and Wet frolics in the bathroom with Sperm Shower Gel, Willy Shaped Gel Dispensers and Willy Soap on a Rope. Rude Mugs, Offensive Fridge Magnets, Naughty Novelty Metal Signs and Novelty Vibrators. Sexy Bedroom Games, Saucy Books, Raunchy Gift wrap. Blow Job Vouchers, Sex Cheques, Sex Coupons, Sexual Fantasy Vouchers.