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  • Bikini Boys World 2012 Calendar

    2012 Calendar featuring 12 different Max Hernn designs for the boys!. 1 month per page view. 30cm x 30cm…

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    Bikini Boys World 2012 Calendar

    Price: £7.49 £9.49

  • Fucked Off Flat Sharer Memo Pad

    A Message From A Fucked Off Flat Sharer Notepad / Note pad. A memo pad printed with the above message and also a select…

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    Fucked Off Flat Sharer Memo Pad

    Price: £1.99

  • Boobie / Breast Note Pad

    Boobie / Breast Note Pad. Keep abreast of your paperwork with this breast shaped note pad. Makes a fun Secret Santa gi…

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    Boobie / Breast Note Pad

    Price: £2.49 £3.99

  • Bum Note Pad / Notepad

    Bum Note Pad / Notepad. You'll soon get to the bottom of your chores with this jotter pad. 7 1/2"  …

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    Bum Note Pad / Notepad

    Price: £2.49 £3.99

  • Notepad ~ I'm A Little Behind

    I'm A Little Behind Notepad. A message you'll be happy to receive, whether you do anything after receiving it i…

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    Notepad ~ I'm A Little Behind

    Price: £1.99

  • Notepad ~ Life's A Bitch

    Life's A Bitch Notepad. So here's a note to one! For those warm and friendly inter - office memos. …

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    Notepad ~ Life's A Bitch

    Price: £1.99

  • Sexy Lips Note Pad

    Sexy Lips Note Pad A pair of moist lips pout seductively from the hard cover of this note pad. Approx 150 blank w…

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    Sexy Lips Note Pad

    Price: £2.49 £3.99

  • Thanks For Parking So Close ~ Notepad / Note Pad.

    Thanks For Parking So Close...........next time leave a fucking can-opener so I can get my car out. Arseholes like you …

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    Thanks For Parking So Close ~ Notepad / Note Pad.

    Price: £1.99

  • The Working Girls Doodle Pad.

    The Working Girl's Doodle Pad. Spend those idle moments between 9am and 5pm doing something useful by filling in th…

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    The Working Girls Doodle Pad.

    Price: £1.99

  • Notepad ~ Things To Do Today

    Things To Do Today Notepad. If only life were this simple! But we can all live in hope....... and in the meantime I…

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    Notepad ~ Things To Do Today

    Price: £1.99

  • Notepad ~ This Bastard Called

    This Bastard Called Notepad. A novelty gift for the politically incorrect secretary. The bastard in question was …

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    Notepad ~ This Bastard Called

    Price: £1.99

  • Complete Bollocks Notepad / Note Pad.

    This Is Complete Bollocks Notepad / Note Pad. A novelty memo printed with the above message and the following check box…

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    Complete Bollocks Notepad / Note Pad.

    Price: £1.99

Naughty Notepads

Rude naughty notepads make great cheap secret santa gifts for your workmates.

While you were out this bastard/wanker called?  You need a rude naughty notepad from Smutty Gifts.