the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts
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Borrocks Its Your Birthday
Borrocks Its Your Birthday Rucky Cat card range from Potty Mouth Cards Blank greetings card. 4 x 6" /…
Price: £1.99
Greetings Card - Fantastic!
Greetings Card - Fantastic! Blank greetings card Photographer: Bruce Gilden/Magnum Photos 16x16cm Looking for more c…
Price: £1.99
Greetings Card - Sugar Lips
Greetings Card - Sugar Lips Blank greetings card Photographer: Oliver Eltinger/Zefa/Corbis 16x16cm To see many, many…
Price: £1.99
Greetings Card - Surprise
Greetings Card - Surprise Blank greetings card Photographer: Shift Foto/Zefa/Corbis 16x16cm To see hundreds mor…
Price: £1.99
Happy Birthday Cunt
Happy Birthday Cunt BaSick card range from Potty Mouth Cards Blank greetings card. 4 x 6" / 10 x 15…
Price: £1.69 £1.99
Happy Birthday Cocksucker
Happy Birthday Cocksucker BaSick card range from Potty Mouth Cards Blank greetings card. 4 x 6" / 10…
Price: £1.69 £1.99
Happy Birthday Faggot
Happy Birthday Faggot BaSick card range from Potty Mouth Cards Blank greetings card. 4 x 6" / 10 x 1…
Price: £1.69 £1.99
Happy Birthday Flabby Arse
Happy Birthday Flabby Arse BaSick card range from Potty Mouth Cards Blank greetings card. 4 x 6" / 1…
Price: £1.69 £1.99
Happy Birthday Fuckwit
Happy Birthday Fuckwit BaSick card range from Potty Mouth Cards Blank greetings card. 4 x 6" / 10 x …
Price: £1.69 £1.99
Happy Birthday Little Willy
Happy Birthday Little Willy BaSick card range from Potty Mouth Cards Blank greetings card. 4 x 6" / …
Price: £1.69 £1.99
Happy Birthday Monkey Spunk
Happy Birthday Monkey Spunk BaSick card range from Potty Mouth Cards Blank greetings card. 4 x 6" / …
Price: £1.69 £1.99
Happy Birthday Mother Fucker
Happy Birthday Mother Fucker BaSick card range from Potty Mouth Cards Blank greetings card. 4 x 6" / …
Price: £1.69 £1.99
Rude Greetings Cards
Rude greetings cards and very rude birthday cards.
Smutty Gifts stock a small selection of rude greetings and birthday cards.
For a huge selection of rude birthday, Christmas and blank greetings cards please visit our other website - Smutty Cards.
Here at smuttygifts.com we aim to bring you the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts.
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Smutty Gifts stock a huge range of silly and saucy adult novelty gifts for all occasions. We've got Secret Santa covered with a huge choice of perfect rude Christmas presents. Willy shaped things aplenty for Hen Night Parties including Willy Balloons. Inflatable Sheep and After Curry Wipes for Stag Night Parties. Saucy aprons, including the infamous Sheepshagger Apron. Indulge your toilet humour with Farting Gifts. Smoking and Drinking Gifts. Naughty Nibbles and Rude Food, Chocolate Willies and Nipples, Chocolate Body Paint and After Sex Mints. Have fun in the bedroom with PVC Whips, Eye masks and fun dressing up costumes. Wild and Wet frolics in the bathroom with Sperm Shower Gel, Willy Shaped Gel Dispensers and Willy Soap on a Rope. Rude Mugs, Offensive Fridge Magnets, Naughty Novelty Metal Signs and Novelty Vibrators. Sexy Bedroom Games, Saucy Books, Raunchy Gift wrap. Blow Job Vouchers, Sex Cheques, Sex Coupons, Sexual Fantasy Vouchers.