the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts
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Metal Sign - Fart Free Zone
Metal Sign - Fart Free Zone Printed metal sign with the slogan " Fart free zone " 15 x 20cm…
Price: £1.99
Metal Sign - Ladies!
Metal Sign - Ladies! A printed metal sign with the slogan " Ladies - Please leave the seat up" After all, se…
Price: £1.99
Government Issue Emergency Toilet Kit No.2
'Government Issue' Emergency Toilet Kit No.2. Perfect for when you're caught short! The kit comprises 3 sh…
Price: £1.99
Over The Hill Stain Cover-Up Kit
With the Over The Hill Stain Cover-Up Kit you've no need to frown - just get rid of the brown. An excellent and pra…
Price: £2.25
Kama Sutra Toilet Paper ~ Rude Toilet Roll
Kama Sutra Toilet Paper. Have some good clean fun with this novelty toilet roll. Each sheet is printed with a cartoon …
Price: £2.50
Dr. Fart ~ Farting Key Ring
Dr. Fart ~ Farting Key Ring. Six hilarious fart sounds for you to let rip anywhere. Ranging from the discretely d…
Price: £2.99
Pee Pee Bib
Pee Pee Bib. Stop those annoying drips with this revolutionary invention. Worn discreetly underneath the trousers the …
Price: £2.99
Ring Of Fire ~ After Curry Wipes
Ring Of Fire ~ After Curry Wipes We all know someone who likes to dabble in the world of the volcanic vindaloo... ...bu…
Price: £3.49
Cheese Grater Toilet Roll ~ Grater Paper
Cheese Grater Toilet Roll ~ Grater Paper. It's a real mans toilet roll! The perfect gift for a hard arsed man. It…
Price: £3.99
Caution Cone ~ Novelty Traffic Cone
Caution Cone ~ Danger Toxic Gases. The perfect addition for a student household and quite possibly the perfect gift for…
Price: £3.99
Farting Undies
Farting Undies. Trapped wind? It's no longer a problem.... free your flatulence with these fart friendly ventilate…
Price: £3.99
Little Squirt ~ The Cheeky Toilet
Little Squirt - The Cheeky Toilet Curiosity might have killed the cat, but this miniature toilet will give nos…
Price: £3.99
Toilet Humour
Toilet Humour & Farting Fun
Toilet related fun things to amuse the British male. Adult novelty gift ideas for those that find farting funny.
If it's shaped like a turd, makes farting noises or makes flatulence funnier Smutty Gifts will stock it.
And yes, FARTING IS FUNNY.
Here at smuttygifts.com we aim to bring you the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts.
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Smutty Gifts stock a huge range of silly and saucy adult novelty gifts for all occasions. We've got Secret Santa covered with a huge choice of perfect rude Christmas presents. Willy shaped things aplenty for Hen Night Parties including Willy Balloons. Inflatable Sheep and After Curry Wipes for Stag Night Parties. Saucy aprons, including the infamous Sheepshagger Apron. Indulge your toilet humour with Farting Gifts. Smoking and Drinking Gifts. Naughty Nibbles and Rude Food, Chocolate Willies and Nipples, Chocolate Body Paint and After Sex Mints. Have fun in the bedroom with PVC Whips, Eye masks and fun dressing up costumes. Wild and Wet frolics in the bathroom with Sperm Shower Gel, Willy Shaped Gel Dispensers and Willy Soap on a Rope. Rude Mugs, Offensive Fridge Magnets, Naughty Novelty Metal Signs and Novelty Vibrators. Sexy Bedroom Games, Saucy Books, Raunchy Gift wrap. Blow Job Vouchers, Sex Cheques, Sex Coupons, Sexual Fantasy Vouchers.