the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts
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Sexy Girl Sticker
Sexy Girl Sticker. I'll be damned if I'm going to sit here typing a load of waffle about a sticker. It's o…
Price: £0.49 £0.99
After Sex Mints
After Sex Mints Substitute your post-coital cigarette with an After Sex Mint. Tin measures: 3 1/4" x 2 3…
Price: £1.99
Gummy Handcuffs ~ Jelly Cuffs
Gummy Handcuffs ~ Jelly Cuffs Here's something to get your teeth into if you fancy a spot of bondage, but worry abo…
Price: £1.99
Horny Girls Mints
Horny Girls Mints Great for a hen night. One of these mints may, or may not, increase sexual appetite. T…
Price: £1.99
Kitty L Amours Famous Blow Job Mints
Kitty L'Amours Famous Blow Job Mints Highly recommended for use before, during and definitely after performing oral…
Price: £1.99
Peppermint Love Rings ~ Mint Cock Ring
Peppermint Love Rings ~ Mint Cock Ring Three, yes three, cool fresh sexy mint cockrings which should provide some fresh…
Price: £1.99
Super Stud Mints
Super Stud Mints Great for a stag night. Just one of these mints will enable the average man to shag all night long (i…
Price: £1.99
Happy Fucking Birthday Greetings Card
Happy Fucking Birthday Greetings Card Fridge Magnet Poetry Blank greetings card. 5x7" Hundreds more des…
Price: £1.99
Happy Birthday U Ugly Twat Greetings Card
Happy Birthday U Ugly Twat Greetings Card Fridge Magnet Poetry Blank greetings card. 5x7" Available from our ot…
Price: £1.99
Pink Puzzle Cube ~ For Blondes Only
Pink Puzzle Cube ~ For Blondes Only. A pink Rubik-style puzzle cube which will make the perfect gift for the dizzy blon…
Price: £1.99
Mister Penis Ice Mould
Mister Penis Ice Mould. We've stumbled on some tat over the years, and this has got to be near the top of the steam…
Price: £0.99 £1.99
Saucy Projection Keyring
This nifty little key ring projects a saucy image on walls and ceilings. Adult novelty fun for a lads night out,stag ni…
Price: £1.65 £1.99
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Smutty Gifts stock a huge range of silly and saucy adult novelty gifts for all occasions. We've got Secret Santa covered with a huge choice of perfect rude Christmas presents. Willy shaped things aplenty for Hen Night Parties including Willy Balloons. Inflatable Sheep and After Curry Wipes for Stag Night Parties. Saucy aprons, including the infamous Sheepshagger Apron. Indulge your toilet humour with Farting Gifts. Smoking and Drinking Gifts. Naughty Nibbles and Rude Food, Chocolate Willies and Nipples, Chocolate Body Paint and After Sex Mints. Have fun in the bedroom with PVC Whips, Eye masks and fun dressing up costumes. Wild and Wet frolics in the bathroom with Sperm Shower Gel, Willy Shaped Gel Dispensers and Willy Soap on a Rope. Rude Mugs, Offensive Fridge Magnets, Naughty Novelty Metal Signs and Novelty Vibrators. Sexy Bedroom Games, Saucy Books, Raunchy Gift wrap. Blow Job Vouchers, Sex Cheques, Sex Coupons, Sexual Fantasy Vouchers.