the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts
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1970s Retro Bush Merkin
Take a trip back in time to the seventies with this bushy retro-style merkin. Go 'au naturel' immediately …
Price: £3.99
1980s Retro Bush Merkin
Take a trip back in time to the eighties with this bushy retro-style merkin. Our 1980's Retro Bush Merkin will help…
Price: £3.99
Acrylic Bong
Acrylic Bong. A handy little plastic bong which will make a suitably embarrassing Secret Santa gift for the "close…
Price: £5.99 £6.99
Adult Novelty Apron ~ I Don't Do Housework
Adult Novelty Apron ~ I Don't Do Housework On Days That End In Y In 1950's retro style this apron is the perfec…
Price: £11.99
Adult Novelty Apron ~ Queen Of Fucking Everything
Adult Novelty Apron ~ Queen Of Fucking Everything In 1950's retro style this apron is the perfect gift for the girl…
Price: £11.99
Adult Novelty Apron ~ Oh God, I'm So Bloody Blonde Sometimes!
Adult Novelty Apron ~ Oh God, I'm So Bloody Blonde Sometimes! In 1960's pop art style this apron is t…
Price: £12.99
Adult Novelty Apron ~ If It Fits In The Toaster...
Adult Novelty Apron ~ If It Fits In The Toaster, I Can Cook It! In 1950's retro style this apron is the p…
Price: £11.99
After Dinner Willies
After Dinner Willies Why not try these willies if the After Dinner Nipples are not to your taste. Much less likely to …
Price: £4.99
After Dinner Nipples
After Dinner Nipples To be eaten after eight. The absolute "must have" secret santa present. This has a…
Price: £4.99
After Sex Mints
After Sex Mints Substitute your post-coital cigarette with an After Sex Mint. Tin measures: 3 1/4" x 2 3…
Price: £1.99
Bad Girls Naughty Nails
Bad Girls Naughty Nails Press-On false fingernails adorned with rude words and slogans. Sayings include: Slut, Tease, …
Price: £4.99
BBQ Apron ~ Barbecue Apron
Barbecue / BBQ Apron Impress the short sighted as you cremate meat and shroud your neighbours in smoke. Adult Siz…
Price: £13.99
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Smutty Gifts stock a huge range of silly and saucy adult novelty gifts for all occasions. We've got Secret Santa covered with a huge choice of perfect rude Christmas presents. Willy shaped things aplenty for Hen Night Parties including Willy Balloons. Inflatable Sheep and After Curry Wipes for Stag Night Parties. Saucy aprons, including the infamous Sheepshagger Apron. Indulge your toilet humour with Farting Gifts. Smoking and Drinking Gifts. Naughty Nibbles and Rude Food, Chocolate Willies and Nipples, Chocolate Body Paint and After Sex Mints. Have fun in the bedroom with PVC Whips, Eye masks and fun dressing up costumes. Wild and Wet frolics in the bathroom with Sperm Shower Gel, Willy Shaped Gel Dispensers and Willy Soap on a Rope. Rude Mugs, Offensive Fridge Magnets, Naughty Novelty Metal Signs and Novelty Vibrators. Sexy Bedroom Games, Saucy Books, Raunchy Gift wrap. Blow Job Vouchers, Sex Cheques, Sex Coupons, Sexual Fantasy Vouchers.