the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts
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Marshmallow Willies
Marshmallow Willies A bumper box stuffed with squishy marshmallow willies. Perfect for girls to guzzle on a hen night.…
Price: £2.99 £3.99
Kama Sutra Cookie Cutters
Kama Sutra Cookie Cutters ~ Set Of 4 Bored with baking normal biscuits? Now you can create your very own "Bonki…
Price: £5.99
Cream Filled Chocolate Willies
Cream Filled Chocolate Willies Nine penis shaped chocolates filled with a rich, creamy fondant. Perfect as a hen night…
Price: £4.99
Succulent Hard Willies ~ Saucy Sweets
Succulent Hard Willies ~ Saucy Sweets Traditional boiled sweets in the shape of willies. Ideal for a hen night&nb…
Price: £3.99
Succulent Fruity Boobs ~ Saucy Sweets
Succulent Fruity Boobs ~ Saucy Sweets. Traditional boiled sweets in the shape of a pair of boobs. Ideal for a stag nig…
Price: £3.99
Chocolate and Strawberry Lovers Body Pen Set
Chocolate And Strawberry Body Pen The Chocolate and Strawberry "Lovers" Body Pen Set is an erotic and sensu…
Price: £4.99
Willy Jelly Mould | Penis Jelly Mould
Willy Jelly Mould Never before has jelly ever been so appealing to women. Perfect for pink or brown blancman…
Price: £4.99
Boob Jelly Mould / Boobie Vodka Jelly
Boob Jelly Mould Never before has jelly ever been so appealing to grown men. Wibble wobble, wibble wobble........…
Price: £4.99
Gummy Love Rings ~ Edible Cock Rings
Gummy Love Rings ~ Edible Cock Rings A pack of three Cherry flavoured "Gummy Rings" Each contains only 26 ca…
Price: £2.49
Super Stud Mints
Super Stud Mints Great for a stag night. Just one of these mints will enable the average man to shag all night long (i…
Price: £1.99
Horny Girls Mints
Horny Girls Mints Great for a hen night. One of these mints may, or may not, increase sexual appetite. T…
Price: £1.99
After Sex Mints
After Sex Mints Substitute your post-coital cigarette with an After Sex Mint. Tin measures: 3 1/4" x 2 3…
Price: £1.99
Naughty Nibbles
Naughty Nibbles - Rude Food
Edible adult novelty gifts ~ sweet treats, naughty nibbles and edible underwear.
Smutty Gifts stock the widest range of naughty nibbles. Which make the perfect gift for a sweet toothed secret santa. Hen night parties need rude sweets, and Smutty Gifts stock chocolate willies, jelly willies, chocolate dicks on sticks and rude peppermints. Stag nights have plenty of rude chocolates, saucy sweets and pervy peppermints.
Here at smuttygifts.com we aim to bring you the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts.
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Smutty Gifts stock a huge range of silly and saucy adult novelty gifts for all occasions. We've got Secret Santa covered with a huge choice of perfect rude Christmas presents. Willy shaped things aplenty for Hen Night Parties including Willy Balloons. Inflatable Sheep and After Curry Wipes for Stag Night Parties. Saucy aprons, including the infamous Sheepshagger Apron. Indulge your toilet humour with Farting Gifts. Smoking and Drinking Gifts. Naughty Nibbles and Rude Food, Chocolate Willies and Nipples, Chocolate Body Paint and After Sex Mints. Have fun in the bedroom with PVC Whips, Eye masks and fun dressing up costumes. Wild and Wet frolics in the bathroom with Sperm Shower Gel, Willy Shaped Gel Dispensers and Willy Soap on a Rope. Rude Mugs, Offensive Fridge Magnets, Naughty Novelty Metal Signs and Novelty Vibrators. Sexy Bedroom Games, Saucy Books, Raunchy Gift wrap. Blow Job Vouchers, Sex Cheques, Sex Coupons, Sexual Fantasy Vouchers.