the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts
Search our Smutty Gifts range for that perfect gift that will wow your friends and make your mother blush!
Super Stud Mints
Super Stud Mints Great for a stag night. Just one of these mints will enable the average man to shag all night long (i…
Price: £1.99
Horny Girls Mints
Horny Girls Mints Great for a hen night. One of these mints may, or may not, increase sexual appetite. T…
Price: £1.99
After Sex Mints
After Sex Mints Substitute your post-coital cigarette with an After Sex Mint. Tin measures: 3 1/4" x 2 3…
Price: £1.99
Kitty L Amours Famous Blow Job Mints
Kitty L'Amours Famous Blow Job Mints Highly recommended for use before, during and definitely after performing oral…
Price: £1.99
Peppermint Love Rings ~ Mint Cock Ring
Peppermint Love Rings ~ Mint Cock Ring Three, yes three, cool fresh sexy mint cockrings which should provide some fresh…
Price: £1.99
Gummy Handcuffs ~ Jelly Cuffs
Gummy Handcuffs ~ Jelly Cuffs Here's something to get your teeth into if you fancy a spot of bondage, but worry abo…
Price: £1.99
Rude Ice Cube Mould / Mold
Rude Ice Cube Mould / Mold Liven up your party drinks with ice cubes in the shape of embracing couples, ample-breasted …
Price: £1.99
Penis Birthday Candles
Penis Birthday Candles. Six winky willies to spice up a birthday cake. Add a little something to a hen night part…
Price: £1.99
Big Boys Stud Pills
Big Boys Stud Pills - Great for the stag night. A pack of 24 extra naughty mints in a medicine style packet. For added…
Price: £1.99
Horny Girls Passion Pills
Horny Girls Passion Pills. 24 extra naughty mints in a medicine style packet - the mints are even packed in a blister p…
Price: £1.99
Gummy Love Rings ~ Edible Cock Rings
Gummy Love Rings ~ Edible Cock Rings A pack of three Cherry flavoured "Gummy Rings" Each contains only 26 ca…
Price: £2.49
Dick On A Stick
A solid chocolate dick on a stick lollipop. Pop a choccy pecker in your mouth! Perfect for hen night parties. 30g / 0…
Price: £1.99 £2.50
Naughty Nibbles
Naughty Nibbles - Rude Food
Edible adult novelty gifts ~ sweet treats, naughty nibbles and edible underwear.
Smutty Gifts stock the widest range of naughty nibbles. Which make the perfect gift for a sweet toothed secret santa. Hen night parties need rude sweets, and Smutty Gifts stock chocolate willies, jelly willies, chocolate dicks on sticks and rude peppermints. Stag nights have plenty of rude chocolates, saucy sweets and pervy peppermints.
Here at smuttygifts.com we aim to bring you the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts.
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Smutty Gifts stock a huge range of silly and saucy adult novelty gifts for all occasions. We've got Secret Santa covered with a huge choice of perfect rude Christmas presents. Willy shaped things aplenty for Hen Night Parties including Willy Balloons. Inflatable Sheep and After Curry Wipes for Stag Night Parties. Saucy aprons, including the infamous Sheepshagger Apron. Indulge your toilet humour with Farting Gifts. Smoking and Drinking Gifts. Naughty Nibbles and Rude Food, Chocolate Willies and Nipples, Chocolate Body Paint and After Sex Mints. Have fun in the bedroom with PVC Whips, Eye masks and fun dressing up costumes. Wild and Wet frolics in the bathroom with Sperm Shower Gel, Willy Shaped Gel Dispensers and Willy Soap on a Rope. Rude Mugs, Offensive Fridge Magnets, Naughty Novelty Metal Signs and Novelty Vibrators. Sexy Bedroom Games, Saucy Books, Raunchy Gift wrap. Blow Job Vouchers, Sex Cheques, Sex Coupons, Sexual Fantasy Vouchers.