the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts
Search our Smutty Gifts range for that perfect gift that will wow your friends and make your mother blush!
After Dinner Willies
After Dinner Willies Why not try these willies if the After Dinner Nipples are not to your taste. Much less likely to …
Price: £4.99
After Dinner Nipples
After Dinner Nipples To be eaten after eight. The absolute "must have" secret santa present. This has a…
Price: £4.99
After Sex Mints
After Sex Mints Substitute your post-coital cigarette with an After Sex Mint. Tin measures: 3 1/4" x 2 3…
Price: £1.99
Big Boys Stud Pills
Big Boys Stud Pills - Great for the stag night. A pack of 24 extra naughty mints in a medicine style packet. For added…
Price: £1.99
Boob Jelly Mould / Boobie Vodka Jelly
Boob Jelly Mould Never before has jelly ever been so appealing to grown men. Wibble wobble, wibble wobble........…
Price: £4.99
Chefs Hat ~ Naked Chef
Chefs Hat ~ Naked Chef A traditional style chefs hat with the printed slogan: Naked Chef. Will Strip For £5…
Price: £6.99
Chocolate Flavoured Nipple Spread
Chocolate Flavoured Nipple Spread Complete with spreading knife! Gourmet chocolate flavoured spread for chocoholics …
Price: £4.99
Chocolate Flavoured Willy Spread
Chocolate Flavoured Willy Spread Complete with spreading knife! Gourmet chocolate flavoured spread for chocohol…
Price: £4.99
Chocolate and Strawberry Lovers Body Pen Set
Chocolate And Strawberry Body Pen The Chocolate and Strawberry "Lovers" Body Pen Set is an erotic and sensu…
Price: £4.99
Cock Shaped Ice Cube Mould
Cock Shaped Ice Cube Mould Liven up your hen night party drinks with ice cubes in the shape of an erect penis. Pe…
Price: £1.99 £2.99
Cream Filled Chocolate Willies
Cream Filled Chocolate Willies Nine penis shaped chocolates filled with a rich, creamy fondant. Perfect as a hen night…
Price: £4.99
Dick On A Stick
A solid chocolate dick on a stick lollipop. Pop a choccy pecker in your mouth! Perfect for hen night parties. 30g / 0…
Price: £1.99 £2.50
Naughty Nibbles
Naughty Nibbles - Rude Food
Edible adult novelty gifts ~ sweet treats, naughty nibbles and edible underwear.
Smutty Gifts stock the widest range of naughty nibbles. Which make the perfect gift for a sweet toothed secret santa. Hen night parties need rude sweets, and Smutty Gifts stock chocolate willies, jelly willies, chocolate dicks on sticks and rude peppermints. Stag nights have plenty of rude chocolates, saucy sweets and pervy peppermints.
Here at smuttygifts.com we aim to bring you the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts.
Looking for rude birthday cards, offensive greetings cards, crude Christmas or saucy Valentines cards?
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Smutty Gifts stock a huge range of silly and saucy adult novelty gifts for all occasions. We've got Secret Santa covered with a huge choice of perfect rude Christmas presents. Willy shaped things aplenty for Hen Night Parties including Willy Balloons. Inflatable Sheep and After Curry Wipes for Stag Night Parties. Saucy aprons, including the infamous Sheepshagger Apron. Indulge your toilet humour with Farting Gifts. Smoking and Drinking Gifts. Naughty Nibbles and Rude Food, Chocolate Willies and Nipples, Chocolate Body Paint and After Sex Mints. Have fun in the bedroom with PVC Whips, Eye masks and fun dressing up costumes. Wild and Wet frolics in the bathroom with Sperm Shower Gel, Willy Shaped Gel Dispensers and Willy Soap on a Rope. Rude Mugs, Offensive Fridge Magnets, Naughty Novelty Metal Signs and Novelty Vibrators. Sexy Bedroom Games, Saucy Books, Raunchy Gift wrap. Blow Job Vouchers, Sex Cheques, Sex Coupons, Sexual Fantasy Vouchers.