the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts
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Adult Novelty Apron ~ I Don't Do Housework
Adult Novelty Apron ~ I Don't Do Housework On Days That End In Y In 1950's retro style this apron is the perfec…
Price: £11.99
Adult Novelty Apron ~ Queen Of Fucking Everything
Adult Novelty Apron ~ Queen Of Fucking Everything In 1950's retro style this apron is the perfect gift for the girl…
Price: £11.99
Adult Novelty Apron ~ Oh God, I'm So Bloody Blonde Sometimes!
Adult Novelty Apron ~ Oh God, I'm So Bloody Blonde Sometimes! In 1960's pop art style this apron is t…
Price: £12.99
Adult Novelty Apron ~ If It Fits In The Toaster...
Adult Novelty Apron ~ If It Fits In The Toaster, I Can Cook It! In 1950's retro style this apron is the p…
Price: £11.99
BBQ Apron ~ Barbecue Apron
Barbecue / BBQ Apron Impress the short sighted as you cremate meat and shroud your neighbours in smoke. Adult Siz…
Price: £13.99
Businessman Apron
Businessman Apron. Proof positive that a six-pack is attainable whilst seated at a desk. A great adult novelty gi…
Price: £12.99
Caution ~ May Contain Nuts Apron
Caution ~ May Contain Nuts Apron Perfect for the man about the kitchen or the King of the Barbecue this screen printed …
Price: £10.99 £12.99
Chicken Shagger Apron
Chicken Shagger Apron. There's a rather startled looking chicken being held by a rather rude young man....feathers …
Price: £12.99
David Apron
David Apron. For a touch of class why not wear an apron depicting Michaelangelo's David whilst creating culinary ma…
Price: £12.99
Dream Man Apron
Dream Man Apron. Get the Man of your Dreams apron for the man in your life. Make him wear it at all times, apply …
Price: £12.99
English Bikini Apron
English Bikini Apron. OK, OK, OK - It's the Union flag. I know that, you know that, but our Italian friends that de…
Price: £13.99
Extra Large David Apron
Extra Large David Apron. For those of you that want something a little bigger than Michaelangelo's idea of the male…
Price: £13.99
Adult Aprons
Sexy Saucy Naughty Novelty Aprons - Smutty Gifts stock a great selection of cheeky, sexy, naughty and rude aprons.
Have some fun with a saucy apron at a party or barbecue / BBQ
Sheepshagger, Fishermans Friend, Tarzan and Jane, Sherlock Holmes, the Queen......and plenty more saucy adult aprons.
They make a perfect adult novelty gift.
Here at smuttygifts.com we aim to bring you the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts.
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Smutty Gifts stock a huge range of silly and saucy adult novelty gifts for all occasions. We've got Secret Santa covered with a huge choice of perfect rude Christmas presents. Willy shaped things aplenty for Hen Night Parties including Willy Balloons. Inflatable Sheep and After Curry Wipes for Stag Night Parties. Saucy aprons, including the infamous Sheepshagger Apron. Indulge your toilet humour with Farting Gifts. Smoking and Drinking Gifts. Naughty Nibbles and Rude Food, Chocolate Willies and Nipples, Chocolate Body Paint and After Sex Mints. Have fun in the bedroom with PVC Whips, Eye masks and fun dressing up costumes. Wild and Wet frolics in the bathroom with Sperm Shower Gel, Willy Shaped Gel Dispensers and Willy Soap on a Rope. Rude Mugs, Offensive Fridge Magnets, Naughty Novelty Metal Signs and Novelty Vibrators. Sexy Bedroom Games, Saucy Books, Raunchy Gift wrap. Blow Job Vouchers, Sex Cheques, Sex Coupons, Sexual Fantasy Vouchers.