the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts
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Bad Mother Fucker Mug
Bad Mother Fucker Mug. The world's most offensive mug, and one of the biggest. This is one bad mother fucker of a …
Price: £6.99
Better To Have Fucked Up Mug
Better To Have Fucked Up - than never fucked at all mug. Haven't we all? Did you learn from it? &n…
Price: £3.99 £4.99
Comic Kamasutra / Kama Sutra Mug
Comic Cartoon Kamasutra Mug This chunky mug is decorated with cartoon characters in positions from the Kama Sutra. Gif…
Price: £4.99
Happy Fucking Birthday Novelty Mug
Happy Fucking Birthday Novelty Mug Perfect for a rude birthday present! Printed pottery mug. 4" / 10cm high, 3&q…
Price: £3.99 £4.99
If I Gave A Shit Mug
If I Gave A Shit Mug. If I gave a shit you'd be the first person I'd give it to....... ..............Instead I…
Price: £3.99 £4.99
Ladyboy Strip Mug
Ladyboy Strip Mug. Annoy and embarrass a mate with this strip mug! Just add a hot drink and watch as her clothes disap…
Price: £5.99
Little Miss Fucking Sunshine Mug
Little Miss Fucking Sunshine Mug Retro humour mug with the slogan " Little Miss Fucking Sunshine &…
Price: £5.99
Text Talk Mug - NFI
Text Talk Mug - NFI No Fucking Idea? Get the mug - it's a starting point if nothing else. Supplied in a prin…
Price: £4.99
Boob Mug
Mug - Pair Of Boobs. A glazed pottery mug moulded with a pair of pert breasts. Ideal for politically incorrect coffee …
Price: £3.99
My Farts Hospitalise Small Children Mug
My Farts Hospitalise Small Children Mug Vimrod humour mug with the slogan " My farts hospitalise small child…
Price: £5.99
Strip Mug For Him ~ Female Striptease Mug
Strip Mug For Him Make drinking tea or coffee more interesting with these striptease mugs. Just add a hot drink and wa…
Price: £5.99
Novelty Mug ~ Fuck Me - I'm Horny.
Novelty Mug ~ Fuck Me - I'm Horny. Perfect for a rude Secret Santa gift! Printed pottery mug. 4" / 10cm high…
Price: £3.99 £4.99
Rude Mugs & Coasters
Rude Mugs & Coasters
A variety of rude and offensive mugs for him, her, home and at work
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Smutty Gifts stock a huge range of silly and saucy adult novelty gifts for all occasions. We've got Secret Santa covered with a huge choice of perfect rude Christmas presents. Willy shaped things aplenty for Hen Night Parties including Willy Balloons. Inflatable Sheep and After Curry Wipes for Stag Night Parties. Saucy aprons, including the infamous Sheepshagger Apron. Indulge your toilet humour with Farting Gifts. Smoking and Drinking Gifts. Naughty Nibbles and Rude Food, Chocolate Willies and Nipples, Chocolate Body Paint and After Sex Mints. Have fun in the bedroom with PVC Whips, Eye masks and fun dressing up costumes. Wild and Wet frolics in the bathroom with Sperm Shower Gel, Willy Shaped Gel Dispensers and Willy Soap on a Rope. Rude Mugs, Offensive Fridge Magnets, Naughty Novelty Metal Signs and Novelty Vibrators. Sexy Bedroom Games, Saucy Books, Raunchy Gift wrap. Blow Job Vouchers, Sex Cheques, Sex Coupons, Sexual Fantasy Vouchers.