the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts
Search our Smutty Gifts range for that perfect gift that will wow your friends and make your mother blush!
'Government Issue' Little Willy Condoms
'Government Issue' Little Willy Condoms. For when you've come to the shocking conclusion that you're no…
Price: £1.99
Bad Girls Naughty Nails
Bad Girls Naughty Nails Press-On false fingernails adorned with rude words and slogans. Sayings include: Slut, Tease, …
Price: £4.99
Bath Book For Her
Bath Book For Her. Girls can have some fun in the bath with this plastic covered book of black and white photos. 5&quo…
Price: £1.49 £1.99
Bed Snake Bat
Bed Snake Bat. An effective birth control device*. After years of relentless research it has been discovered that preg…
Price: £2.99
Beer Dice ~ Drinking Decision Dice
Beer Decision Dice ~ A stag or hen night drinking game. Just roll the dice and obey the commands - one dice is pri…
Price: £1.99
Big Girl Bottle - Hen Night Party
Big Girl Bottle. Surely every hen night party needs at least one of these embarrassing bottles. A clear plastic bottle…
Price: £1.99 £2.99
Black Sequin Nipple Tassels
Naughty Nipple Tassels. Ideal for a risque hen night party or a little bedroom fun! A pair of heart shaped black …
Price: £3.99
Bridal Seduction Kit
Bridal Seduction Kit. Whether you're bound to each other for ever or just one night this sexy seduction kit is a gr…
Price: £6.99 £9.99
Cock Shaped Ice Cube Mould
Cock Shaped Ice Cube Mould Liven up your hen night party drinks with ice cubes in the shape of an erect penis. Pe…
Price: £1.99 £2.99
Compact Mirror ~ Don't Talk To My Breasts
Compact Mirror ~ Don't Talk To My Breasts - They're Deaf. Why settle for a "nice girlie" compact mirr…
Price: £3.99
Compact Mirror ~ Horny
Compact Mirror ~ Horny Doesn't Even Begin To Cover It. Why settle for a "nice girlie" compact mirror when…
Price: £3.99
Compact Mirror ~ I'm So Bloody Blonde
Compact Mirror ~ I'm So Bloody Blonde Why settle for a "nice girlie" compact mirror when you can have thi…
Price: £5.99
Hen Night Party
Hen Night Party Accessories.
Make your hen night party one to remember with some rude willy shaped gifts from Smutty Gifts.
Stock up on willy shaped sweets for the hen night party bags. Fiddle with willy shaped gifts, race clockwork penises, drink from willy shot glasses. Hen night dares and challenges will help your hen party be one to remember
There's a plethora of penis shaped gifts, a host of horny hen gifts, saucy sweets in the shape of peckers, willies, cocks - call them whatever you want! Smutty Gifts have got them.
Here at smuttygifts.com we aim to bring you the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts.
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Smutty Gifts stock a huge range of silly and saucy adult novelty gifts for all occasions. We've got Secret Santa covered with a huge choice of perfect rude Christmas presents. Willy shaped things aplenty for Hen Night Parties including Willy Balloons. Inflatable Sheep and After Curry Wipes for Stag Night Parties. Saucy aprons, including the infamous Sheepshagger Apron. Indulge your toilet humour with Farting Gifts. Smoking and Drinking Gifts. Naughty Nibbles and Rude Food, Chocolate Willies and Nipples, Chocolate Body Paint and After Sex Mints. Have fun in the bedroom with PVC Whips, Eye masks and fun dressing up costumes. Wild and Wet frolics in the bathroom with Sperm Shower Gel, Willy Shaped Gel Dispensers and Willy Soap on a Rope. Rude Mugs, Offensive Fridge Magnets, Naughty Novelty Metal Signs and Novelty Vibrators. Sexy Bedroom Games, Saucy Books, Raunchy Gift wrap. Blow Job Vouchers, Sex Cheques, Sex Coupons, Sexual Fantasy Vouchers.