the very best (and worst) naughty adult novelty gifts
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Sexy Girl Sticker
Sexy Girl Sticker. I'll be damned if I'm going to sit here typing a load of waffle about a sticker. It's o…
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Boobie Cigarette Snuffer
Boob Cigarette Snuffer The smut trade will use any excuse to make boob shaped products! So here we have a ti…
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Willy Cigarette Snuffer
Penis Cigarette Snuffer The smut trade will use any excuse to make willy shaped products! So here we have a cock …
Price: £0.99 £1.49
Fridge Magnet ~ Vegetarians Taste Better
Novelty Fridge Magnet ~ Vegetarians Taste Better 3" x 2" / 75 X 50mm
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Fridge Magnet ~ Arty Underpants
Fridge Magnet ~ Arty Underpants. An artful black and white picture of a man in pants. 2 x 3" / 50 x 75mm…
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Fridge Magnet ~ Bint In String Dress
Fridge Magnet ~Bint In String Dress. A fridge magnet that will interest Boy Scouts studying for their "Knots"…
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Fridge Magnet ~ Blond Girl
Fridge Magnet ~ Blond Girl. I don't normally go for blondes, but there's something about this girl - so one of …
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Fridge Magnet ~ Blond Girl 2
Fridge Magnet ~ Blond Girl 2 ..................................................there's one on my fridge. 2 x 3&quo…
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Fridge Magnet ~ Fuck Off
Fridge Magnet ~ Fuck Off Err, it's a fridge magnet printed with the words "Fuck Off" There's nothing…
Price: £0.99 £1.50
Fridge Magnet ~ Fuck You You Fucking Fuck
Fridge Magnet ~ Fuck You You Fuckin Fuck. Fuck describing this fucking fridge magnet. 2 x 3" /50 x 75mm &n…
Price: £0.99 £1.50
Fridge Magnet ~ Fuck You, I Have Enough Friends
Fridge Magnet ~ Fuck You, I Have Enough Friends. Wise words indeed. 2 x 3" / 50 x 75mm…
Price: £0.99 £1.50
Fridge Magnet ~ Hunk In Jeans
Fridge Magnet ~ Hunk In Jeans. Well toned, muscular.....utter bastard. 2 x 3" / 50 x 75mm…
Price: £0.99 £1.50
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Smutty Gifts stock a huge range of silly and saucy adult novelty gifts for all occasions. We've got Secret Santa covered with a huge choice of perfect rude Christmas presents. Willy shaped things aplenty for Hen Night Parties including Willy Balloons. Inflatable Sheep and After Curry Wipes for Stag Night Parties. Saucy aprons, including the infamous Sheepshagger Apron. Indulge your toilet humour with Farting Gifts. Smoking and Drinking Gifts. Naughty Nibbles and Rude Food, Chocolate Willies and Nipples, Chocolate Body Paint and After Sex Mints. Have fun in the bedroom with PVC Whips, Eye masks and fun dressing up costumes. Wild and Wet frolics in the bathroom with Sperm Shower Gel, Willy Shaped Gel Dispensers and Willy Soap on a Rope. Rude Mugs, Offensive Fridge Magnets, Naughty Novelty Metal Signs and Novelty Vibrators. Sexy Bedroom Games, Saucy Books, Raunchy Gift wrap. Blow Job Vouchers, Sex Cheques, Sex Coupons, Sexual Fantasy Vouchers.