Mister Penis Ice Mould
Mister Penis Ice Mould.
We've stumbled on some tat over the years, and this has got to be near the top of the steaming pile.
It claims to be a penis shaped ice mold ( or mould if you prefer) but for the life of me I can't see how you're meant to get the ice out of it!
In the interests of an accurate description I really ought to give it a try, but to be really honest I can't be bothered.
It's £1.99, it comes in a box which promises to include "Drink Recipe Suggestions" - but the one I have here doesn't, so please assume that they're all like that.
It'll make a pretty crap stocking filler, birthday present or secret santa gift and if your Hen Night Party needs a 6" hollow plastic willy it'll do the trick.