Penis Developer - The Ultimate Smutty Gift
Penis Developer - The ultimate smutty gift!
According to the blurb printed on the box this is the high-tech way to a bigger penis. Tested and developed to the highest standards and produced in the latest quality materials. A high quality developer that allows you precise control as it expands and relaxes the male organ. Can produce a larger penis and better erection.
OK, perhaps it will do some of the above.
BUT.................................
It would make the worst possible gift for an ex, the bridegroom or the office bighead.
It's nicely presented and looks the business (well, the box does)
For those in the market for a cheap penis pump - here it is, and you can pretend you are buying it as a joke.
It's a win win situation for Smutty Gifts!