There is a gift shop in a quiet village in the sunny county of Cornwall that sells cards, jewellery and gifts. This pleasant façade is just a front for the seedy naughty novelty gift sellers smuttygifts.com

Smutty Gifts is part of a family run business that was established in 1986.  We aren’t in this for a quick buck and want you to (a) enjoy shopping with us and (b) feel safe doing so.  Card payments pass through an encrypted server and all items are carefully packaged.

I can be contacted by telephone on 01872 862902 between 10am and 6pm Mondays to Saturdays.

Ian Lawley-Bell / the smutmeister