Returns


We operate a simple returns policy. If for any reason you are unhappy with your purchase (if it doesn't work, if you are faulty or if you have come to your senses) you must return it to us unused and in its original condition within 7 days of receipt for replacement/exchange/refund.

Before you rush off to the Post Office please, please, please call us on               01872 862902        or email smutmeister@smuttygifts.com for a Returns Code. If you don't do this we will be unable to process your return.

If the item you are returning is faulty or if we have cocked up in any way we will happily refund your costs. The item(s) must be returned within 30 days.

If the item is being returned for any other reason ( i.e - a change of mind ) it must be in perfect, re-saleable condition. You will be liable for the cost of returning the item. Items returned to us for a refund that are not faulty/sent in error will be refunded with the same form of payment used to make the purchase. The cost of return carriage will not be repaid.

COMPLAINTS PROCEDURE:

Without you, the customer, we wouldn't have a business. Personally I try not to take too much seriously, but I do take my customers satisfaction seriously. All of your emails are read, inwardly digested and replied to as soon as is humanly possible. In most cases this means within 24 hours.

Contact me by:

Email: smutmeister@smuttygifts.com
Telephone:               01872 862902        (10am-6pm)
Mobile:               07870 195160        (and yes that is my own personal mobile number)
Snail Mail: Ian Bell, Smuttygifts, Tyrrells, Old Carnon Hill, Carnon Downs, Truro, Cornwall. TR3 6LE.


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Smutty Gifts stock a huge range of silly and saucy adult novelty gifts for all occasions. We've got Secret Santa covered with a huge choice of perfect rude Christmas presents. Willy shaped things aplenty for Hen Night Parties including Willy Balloons. Inflatable Sheep and After Curry Wipes for Stag Night Parties. Saucy aprons, including the infamous Sheepshagger Apron. Indulge your toilet humour with Farting Gifts. Smoking and Drinking Gifts. Naughty Nibbles and Rude Food, Chocolate Willies and Nipples, Chocolate Body Paint and After Sex Mints. Have fun in the bedroom with PVC Whips, Eye masks and fun dressing up costumes. Wild and Wet frolics in the bathroom with Sperm Shower Gel, Willy Shaped Gel Dispensers and Willy Soap on a Rope. Rude Mugs, Offensive Fridge Magnets, Naughty Novelty Metal Signs and Novelty Vibrators. Sexy Bedroom Games, Saucy Books, Raunchy Gift wrap. Blow Job Vouchers, Sex Cheques, Sex Coupons, Sexual Fantasy Vouchers.

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