| Image | Description | Price | |
| Willy Hoopla Willy Hoopla. For tossing practice and raucous hen night parties. Complete with a willy just in case there's none… |
£2.99 | More | |
| Dolly the Inflatable Sheep Dolly The Inflatable Sheep. Flocking hell!! You’d be Baaarking not to want Dolly! 21" of pure o… |
£3.99 | More | |
| Mr Angrys Punch Ball Mr Angrys Punch Ball Relieve office stress with this swearing punch ball. With suckers to mount firmly to your desk, j… |
£3.99 | More | |
| Furry Boobs Furry Boobs. Throw out your furry dice and stroke away your road rage with these fluffy boobs. Dangle these in … |
£3.99 | More | |
| Pat the Inflatable Cow Pat the Inflatable Cow. Dolly had it all her own way for too long. Pat goes one stage further and moos on penetration… |
£4.99 | More | |
| Message Bear - Fuck off! Message Bear - Fuck off!. Make sure they get the message loud and clear. A perfect post - break up or divorce present.… |
£5.99 | More | |
| Inflatable Husband Inflatable Husband. A totally faithful, attentive, non farting man in a box. Complete with an instruction manual. Per… |
£6.99 | More | |
| Inflatable Wife Inflatable Wife. She’s silent, doesn’t drag you around the shops, will not crash your car and she floats!&n… |
£6.99 | More | |
| Dick Cloth Dick Cloth. It’s a face cloth, or "flannel" as we always called them. And there's nothing rude abou… |
£2.99 | More | |
| Fanny Cloth Fanny Cloth. Just right for cleaning up. Look at the picture - she's cleaning her face. You smu… |
£2.99 | More | |
| Dick Wipes Dick Wipes. It's just a packet of tissues in a perfectly innocent package. It is just your dirty mind!… |
£1.25 | More | |
| The Bitchs Car Steering Wheel Cover The Bitchs Car Steering Wheel Cover. This is one of our best selling lines, which says a lot about our customers or the… |
£5.99 | More | |
| Laser Pointer Laser Pointer. Amuse or annoy people with this x-rated laser pointer. Great for a stag night party. Four interch… |
£5.99 | More | |
| Mrs Newtons Knockers Mrs Newtons Knockers. Gravity has never been so much fun. The best stress busting executive toy in the history of… |
£9.99 | More | |
| Executive Ball Scratcher Executive Ball Scratcher. A surprisingly good quality silver plated ball scratcher in an equally good metal presentatio… |
£7.99 | More | |
| Virgin Box Virgin Box. This magical box can only be opened by a virgin..... it's firmly glued shut! An inappropriate secret s… |
£2.50 | More | |
| Cure For Erectile Dysfunction Cure For Erectile Dysfunction. Finally the solution that you've been waiting for! Around the world men are now flo… |
£2.99 | More | |
| DIY Prostate Exam DIY Prostate Exam. Quite possibly the most gruesome adult novelty product ever. Already popular with members of the me… |
£3.50 | More | |
| Pecker Tape Measure Pecker Tape Measure. A dinky little tape measure for winkies! Fun on a hen night or great for an office prank. … |
£1.50 | More | |
| Over The Hill Wrinkle Remover Over The Hill Wrinkle Remover. There's no longer a need for expensive plastic surgery to rid your face of those unw… |
£1.75 | More | |
| Swearing Hand Swearing Hand. Press the button....the finger extends, the hand lights up and the phrase "Fuck You" is blurte… |
£4.99 | More | |
| Happy F*cking Birthday Party Set Happy Fucking Birthday Party Set. Celebrate a miserable old gits birthday with this birthday party table set. Comprisi… |
£3.99 | More | |
| Instant Inflatable Perfect Woman Instant Inflatable Perfect Woman. Looking for the perfect wife, partner or girlfriend? Well here she is! Why is she p… |
£3.99 | More | |
| Pencil Sharpener - Boobs Pencil Sharpener - Boobs. Pencil sharpening has never been the most exciting job, but it just got a lot better! Nicely… |
£1.99 | More | |
| Belly Button Brush Belly Button Brush. The perfect gift for someone that thought they had everything. A surprisingly good quality silver … |
£6.99 | More |
USB Humping Dog
The USB Humping Dog makes a barking mad gift for the computer lover and will raise a smile or two in the office.
Simply plug this dotty spotty dog into a USB port and watch him hump away!
Completely and utterly useless, this cavorting canine will have even the most repressed and uptight colleagues laughing.
Price: £7.99