Smutty Gifts

The Reserved Beach Towel.

This unique towel has two core functions:
1. Its a very nice beach towel
2. It has the word RESERVED written in big bold black letters on top of it.

So when you decide to take a dip in the pool, save someone from drowning in the ocean or you just need to leave behind your chair for a moment for any other reason, everyone will clearly know that it's taken, you're more important than them and to back away!

OK - it's not smutty but I am married to a German so stocking this was inevitable!