Trouser Expander ~ Attract Ladies
I say chaps...................
You'll impress the ladies with the "Trouser Expander"
Simply slip the "Poly Welded Expanding Pouch" into the top of a trouser leg.
Grasp the medical grade rubber hand pump and silently inflate the pouch to create a massive trouser bulge.
Guaranteed to attract the ladies, so much so that you'll need to beat them of with a "Shitty-Stick" (Soon to be stocked by Smutty Gifts and its would-be competitors)
Brilliant for lowering the tone of any office Christmas party.
Spiffingly packaged in a rather spiffing retro box.