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Trouser Expander ~ Attract Ladies

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Trouser Expander ~ Attract Ladies

I say chaps...................

You'll impress the ladies with the "Trouser Expander"

Simply slip the "Poly Welded Expanding Pouch" into the top of a trouser leg.

Grasp the medical grade rubber hand pump and silently inflate the pouch to create a massive trouser bulge.

Guaranteed to attract the ladies, so much so that you'll need to beat them of with a "Shitty-Stick"  (Soon to be stocked by Smutty Gifts and its would-be competitors)

Brilliant for lowering the tone of any office Christmas party.

Spiffingly packaged in a rather spiffing retro box.


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